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''Until I think of something better to say for this month, I resent being referred to as an old man, or a young goatling.'' | ''Until I think of something better to say for this month, I resent being referred to as an old man, or a young goatling.'' |
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Written by Tony Malone, Shamus O'Shea, Dielo Filador and Dabug Habap
Disclaimer: The Redspan Revealer would like to remind its readers that this paper does not represent the official opinions of the Redspan Government, only that of three old men and a young goatling. |
All you Need to Know about Da Great Goat And Redspan! | January 2007 Edition |
Current NewsUndead And Monster Attacks: The Work Of Rosegarden Guy!11th January 2007 Recently there have been a number of attacks from the Undead and Monsters that roam the lands. Minor skirmishes have resulted in the peasants getting a bit scared of the new threat. Although the Redspan forces have outdone themselves again, beating the rogue elements time and again, but Undead don't die like normal humans, you have to hack and stab them much more often. These aren't the only cases of attacks, reports from the other realms show an increase in attacks. Is Atamara turning into the new Beluaterra? --Article written by Tony Trouble in Darka10 January 2007 (Stargard) by Dabug Habap In a surprisingly frank letter to the leaders of all the realms in Atamara, Count Yeti Elder revealed his distaste for what he calls a "farce of a religious realm" and his desire "for the chance to prove myself to another realm." Apparently, he had protested the appointment of Vatticus Vashmere, an untested warrior who shows signs of mental imbalance, as Marshal of an Army. He charged that Darka "sells the souls of its nobles and peasants to the highest bidder" and that it rewards "the ability to sweet talk only those in power" rather than "loyalty and service". Yeti had been threatened after his protest by other Darkans, including a priest of the fatally flawed cult, Darkanism. As revealed in the January issue of the Volcanic Hot Newsletter, Yeti was banned by Arch Priestess Lady Lavigna with a charge of "High Treason" for insulting "Darka and its leaders directly" continent-wide. Rebellion?9 January, 2007 (Stargard) - Dielo Today in Stargard, King Tony Malone announced that the names of seven Redspanians were known as members of the rebel movement. All members of the rebellion were invited to turn themselves in within the day to be pardoned from banishment. The Butter Rebellion Named4 January 2007 (Foda) by Dabug Habap While travelling, I have heard the opportunity to learn more about the world around us. Last month, One Rogala had purchased the role of Duke of Tarasac when Zadar Nargath left to found The Order. What followed is being spoken of as the Butter Rebellion among people in the Cagilan Empire. While launching his rebellion, One taunted the gods with his realm's name and through various instruments, they struck him down. Now, we have a name for his madness. Vacationing in Tara4 January 2007 (Foda) by Dabug Habap The Tarans have avoided me in Foda. As I walk down the street, peasants turn away, walk on the other side of the street or stand mute and immobile. It seems not a welcoming place for a Redspanian. While drinks can be had, one must often drink alone and in silence. The smells of this wooded country are not at all like those of our homeland. The people reek of perfume and soap. Tournament in Hawthorne3 January, 2007 Eston's tournament in Hawthorne ended today. 384 representatives from all realms showed up to compete, including 12 from Redspan. The swordfight was won by Cloud of Cagilan Empire over Trevor of Falasan, and the joust was won by DrSceptre of Barony of Makar over Gregor of Falasan. Moses, Duke of Wor'ight announced to those present that there would be an upcomming tournament of swords in his city. --Dielo New Year Dawns2 January 2007 (Meldeen) by Dabug Habap The new year has dawned, but there is still no sign of Darka. While they may have no honor, they do have unlimited supplies of patience. Revenge, I suppose, is best served when someone else can get around to paying for it. Pick your poison1 January 2007 (Stargard) by Dabug Habap The evening's celebrations appear to have prompted RedSpanian nobles to publish a guide to their favorite drinks. |
ContentsComments for this monthTony's CommentsNone yet. Shamus's CommentsAbington and ASI have long been at odds over "The Islands", each claiming them as their own. Much blood has been spilled between them over these lands. I find it sad that when ASI was given the chance to make things right between our two realms by selling us Rogeshore, they would not even consider an offer. Please look to your past Islanders and do the right thing. Dielo's CommentsUntil I think of something better to say for this month, I resent being referred to as an old man, or a young goatling. Dabug's CommentsNone yet. |