Outer Tilog (Realm)
|Perversely Odd Lands Known As Democratic Outer Tilog |
|Chairthing Extravagant||Rakaarox Nabarl|
|Minister of Offense
Minister of Injustice
Johannes Von Lunkhofen
Welcome to Outer Tilog
We are small and dark land whose inhabitants worship evil gods with animal and sometimes human sacrifices. We do, however, have our own brand of humour, as shown by the fact that a thumb screw is our realms standard.
Ironically, Outer Tilog is the only democratic realm in the Colonies. Council meetings usually consist of a lot of shouting, some fighting, general insults, and a decision when one side has been beaten into submission.
- The Tome
Do not meddle in the affairs of Outer Tilog for you are crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce.
- The Official Government of Outer Tilog - Members of the Outer Tilog Government are to be avoided at all costs. Do not approach these people. They are dangerous and in most cases criminally insane.
- For Colonies and Outer Tilog current events and rumor patrol see the Colonies Monthly Ledger and The Outer Tilogian Inquisition.
- /Ye Olde Bulletin - History as we like it.
- Tilogian Law - A collection of rules, regulations, and things to ensnare you with.
- Judge Devices - Our dread justicar's most lovely toys: ThumbScrews & HeadCruscher
- Traitors - how Outer Tilog deals with its traitors
- Executions - Head removal for the whole family!
- Brittiany's Day Out - An introduction to Outer Tilog hospitality
- Outer Tilogian Cake - "One Man's Torture" -or- "How-to-Make an Outer Tilogian Cake"
Ministry of Offense
Did anybody say Defense? What's that?
WARS: Outer Tilog is currently at war with former ally, Giblot, and Wetham. We are currently allied with The Assassin Guild, and with a former enemy, Lukon. Otherwise, we are at Peace with the rest of the Island (Rest? There's anything else left?)
- Outer-Tilog's Armory - What we wear when we go to battle
Ministry of Finance
Separating you from your finances for longer than you're legally allowed to remember! Demonstrate your devotion to the government by asking about our two-for-one special; we'll send another
goon squad agent round to let you experience the thrill of a second tax audit.
- Regions of Outer Tilog - The quaint corners of the world into which we spread our misery.
Has someone asked you to do something you don't want to do? Simply follow the rules, and make them fill out a form! The Outer Tilog Office of Documents is here to provide red tape for those time when you really want to make sure nothing gets done, fast.
World renowned cuisine that's to die for. Why not impress all your snooty, high-society friends by having them over for dinner?
Need to get rid of that old nag of a wife? A few too many brats running around the castle? Bring them on a thrilling and educational vacation to Outer Tilog! We guarantee that you'll be able to shed at least one family member to one draconian law or another before sundown the first night. In no time at all they'll be adorning our sacrificial altars and you'll be free to return home with a much lighter familial burden.
Racks. Iron maidens. Branding irons. Thumbscrews. Just some of the fascinating implements you'll get firsthand experience with when you vacation in fascinating Outer Tilog! By the end of your stay, you'll be begging for more!
- Vacations - Vacation getaways for the whole family in scenic Outer Tilog
- Festival of Virgins - Party the night away at the annual Festival of Virgins
- Rollsovar Barbecue - Cuisine like nothing else in the world
- Peasant Bowling - Extreme sports for the whole family
- Outer Tilog Amusement Park - Outer Tilog's newest tourist attraction!
- OTCCFPTRS - Outer Tilog Cultural Center for Facial Piercing, Tattooing and Ritual Scarification
- International Relations - See the pride of Outer Tilog's diplomatic communication
- Outer Tilogian Poetry Archive - Experience the magnificence of Outer Tilogian literary arts
- Tilogian Holiday Songbook - Season's Beatings from the Underworld!
- A new banner? - Duke Zane's new banner
- Outer Tilog history - A history and description of Outer Tilog
- Welcome - A newcomer's guide to Outer Tilog society
- "Life" in Outer Tilog
- Customer Service - Outer Tilog style
What's down there in that dark hole? Let's go look .... AAARRRRRGGGGHH!!!! CHOMP!
The Abyss is bottomless. It encompasses all space, all life, all death. It is timeless, yet eternal. It spawns forth an endless supply of demons - some greater, some lesser, some deadly, some merely ticklish.
Stare into the Abyss ... let it welcome your flesh and consume your soul.
- The Greater Demons of Outer Tilog - A little guide to the demons of Outer Tilog
- Outer Tilog for Kids - Nobody can ever accuse Outer Tilog of not catering for the small folk. The small folk in this case being the cannibal leprechauns of the Dimension of Pain and Suffering; however, we're also kind to small children. Join the ever smiling Chancellor Dethargos on this page just for kids! Of course, there's nothing stopping you from coming in and taking a look for yourself. Except for that ancient curse which will doom you unto the seventh generation. Just kidding! It's more like the fifth.
Hop right in! The Demon God of Clowns DEMANDS YOUR FEALTY!