Outer Tilog (Realm)/Vacations

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Press Release
Outer Tilog Ministry of Entertainment and Tourism
For Immediate Release

The typical Outer Tilog holiday invokes images of fragrant breezes, romantic riverfront restaurants, and sipping exotic "umbrella drinks" on picture perfect, unspoiled plazas. Sure, we have all that ... but if your ideal vacation involves a little something more adventurous, you've come to the right place!

The Outer Tilog is the ultimate vacation paradise for adventure and extreme sports travelers.

From volcano climbing (see Anach'flugh the Fire Lord's sacrificial platform firsthand!), trekking by mule (visit the magnificent salt mines of Hilly Holes), nightmareback riding (you'll never sleep the same again!), whitewater rafting (you'll have the piranhas of the Tilog River eating out of your hand in no time), canyoning (and avalanche-riding from the Temple of Mut'houla the Ice Mistress) in the cool, clean air of the highest mountains in the region, to cliff diving (into the shallow swamps of Volkanita) and the hot new sport of the season - dungeon spelunking! There are five distinct climatic zones, a cactus (and scorpion-filled) desert, towering impassable mountain ranges, astonishing canyons, rushing rivers, dramatic waterfalls, refreshing mountain pools, lush forests and jungles. All these make Outer Tilog a wonderland for exploring, canyoning, whitewater rafting and rock climbing trips. And our astonishingly strict environmental laws and unfathomable anti-trespassing ordinances ensure you'll never have to worry about crowds spoiling the natural glory that is Outer Tilog.

Need a break from the great outdoors? Spend your nights partaking in unforgettable cultural festivals, dinner theatre, and uniquely gripping museums.

  • Sample exotic food and drink while we entertain you with spectator sports and rituals that redefine the meaning of "audience participation."
  • Attend fascinating anatomical lectures and practice your dissection skills at our world-renowned medical schools.
  • Test your strength against our state-of-the art equipment in the Castle Tilog Basement Gym.
  • Musically-inclined? Get up close and personal with the world-renowned Rollsovar Eunuch Chorus.
  • Need some quiet contemplation? Join the Tongueless Monks of Nidalery Abbey in their contemplation of the Bottomless Void of Infinity.
  • Create your own art by visiting our thriving community of underground performance artists.

Outer Tilog's hotels, bed and breakfasts, and inns all have amenities completely unheard of elsewhere. These facilities have to be experienced to be believed. The hospitality staff is renowned for their skill, discretion, and restraint. Many first-time visitors never even leave their rooms! Our chefs guarantee meals you'll remember for the rest of your life. Our bartenders are all trained alchemists who can produce beverages that will literally blow your mind. Stay with us and we gurarantee you'll sleep like the dead or your money back!

Explore the untamed splendor of Outer Tilog. Our little slice of Paradise.

Only a short caravan ride from Giblot or Portion, Outer Tilog is the most exciting, inexpensive and friendliest realm in the Colonies. Come see us today, or you may just live to regret it!

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