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header = The Mansbridge Massacre| | |||
editor = Ceowfyr the Brave| | |||
date = July 20, 2007 | |||
This reporter is extremely proud to announce that his first battle as Minister of Defense was a complete success. At sunset today, the Ithilian army was led to the slaughter like cattle. The ferocious Vikings of Norland made short work of the attackers, who suffered horrible casualties, while taking only light casualties themselves. The only stain on this glorious victory is the capture of Owen, Marshal of the Army of Heimdal's Horn. Owen got a bit overexcited, as he left the walls of Mansbridge prematurely, and his unit was routed in a cavalry charge. His sacrifice worked wonders, however, as the archers of Norland gratefully picked off many horsemen that had wandered too close to the walls. | |||
High Marshal Relkin of Minas Ithil foolishly sent his armies forward with as little as three siege towers. The Ithilians were funneled straight into a corridor of blood-thirsty warriors, and mowed down bin droves. A last ditch attempt to break the Viking battle line with cavalry was foiled, and now the soldiers of Norland only had to pick a target, and put it down. Only five Viking units were routed, against the entire Ithilian army. When the dust had finally settled, the Vikings stood victorious over the corpses of their enemies. | |||
And this is just the start... If I told you what I have planned for the rest of my time in office... let's just say the underwear cleaners would work overtime.}} | |||
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1 silver coin | Ad furorem Normannorum libera nos, Domine | Issue 1 |
News from the North |
Rebels in the north |
by Ceowfyr the Brave |
July 19, 2007
For the last week or so, the northern pocket of Atamara has seen some unusual activity. More specifically in the regions of Uforth, Norland and Jerkel, Barony of Makar, where the local rebels have seen fit to declare independence simultaneously. The rebellions were swiftly crushed, but no less than a week later, Jerkel has revolted a second time. Perhaps they are sympathetic with their peers in Galadia, Belegmon or Meldeen, perhaps they have been out into the sun for too long (extended exposure or worship of the Sun may lead to madness, see Athonlaurism) or perhaps they truly think they can survive on their own. Needless to say, the Norlanders are not impressed, and the rebellion in Uforth is as good as over. A few knuckleheads still offer resistance, but really, all is hunky dory on our side of Renegade Road. |
Headlines |
July 1, 2007, aM |
Monthly elections held!
Krypton the Bold, Vengence and Captain have been re-elected as Prime Ministers of Norland, Cagilan Empire and Talerium, respectively. |
June 29, 2007, PM |
Region takeover! |
June 28, 2007, PM |
Huge battle fought in Stargard!
The remnants of the Abingtonian-RedSpaniard forces are swiftly defeated by the troops of Cagilan Empire, Tara and Talerium. |
June 28, 2007, AM |
Huge battle fought in Stargard!
The armies of Abington and RedSpan launch a second attack against the occupying forces of Cagilan Empire, Tara and Talerium. |
June 27, 2007, PM |
Huge battle fought in Stargard!
The combined armies of Abington and RedSpan attack the occupying forces of Cagilan Empire, Tara and Talerium. |
June 26, 2007, PM |
Region takeover
Carelia has taken control of Atblane, a region belonging to RedSpan. |
June 26, 2007, PM |
Region takeover
Falasan has taken control of Belegmon, a region belonging to Eston. |
June 25, 2007, PM |
Region takeover
Tara has taken control of Meldeen, a region belonging to RedSpan. |
June 21, 2007, PM |
Region takeover
Eston has taken control of Belegmon, a former rogue region. |
June 21, 2007, PM |
Region takeover
Eston has taken control of Belegmon, a former rogue region. |
June 20, 2007, PM |
Huge battle fought in Nazgorn!
An army of Darka attacks the troops of Falasan. |
June 20, 2007, AM |
Huge battle fought in Stargard!
The forces of Cagilan Empire, Talerium and Carelia attack the armies of RedSpan once more. |
June 19, 2007, PM |
Huge battle fought in Stargard!
The forces of Cagilan Empire, Talerium and Carelia attack the armies of RedSpan. |
June 19, 2007, AM |
New paper surfaces in Norland!
Today marks the creation of the Asgard Informer. It will cover the news of Atamara, and Norland in particular, in a completely unbiased and balanced way. Or so we've been told. |