Order of the Doughnuts/Colonies

The Order of the Doughnuts is a guild in the Colonies. Members come from many different realms united by a mutual love of doughnuts. Members live in peace with each other, except on the rare occasions when a fight breaks out over the last doughnut.

Mission Statement

The Order of the Doughnuts exists to spread doughnuts and the love of doughnuts throughout the Colonies.

The Order of Doughnuts is not a military order. Its main goal is to bring the people of the island closer together by exchanging their cultures over doughnuts. However, if someone threatens us we will fight back with everything we have.

Holder of the Golden Doughnut

A legendary status among the Order of the Doughnuts, the Holder of the Golden Doughnut must accept all challenges to First-Blood duels (so long as doing so does not contradict any standing orders from the holder's realm hierarchy). If the Holder of the Golden Doughnut wins the duel, they retain the title. If they lose, they surrender the Golden Doughnut to the challenger, who then must follow the rules as champion and Holder of the Golden Doughnut. Someone outside the guild can hold the title, however we stive to not lose to an outsider.

History of the Golden Doughnut

First claimed by a Hero turned Priest, named Good Bell, the Golden Doughnut is a prize bestowed on the single warrior with the greatest swordsmanship and skill in combat. Holding the Golden Doughnut ensures a life of constant challenge and threat. Despite this, many warriors from varied lands come to challenge the Holder of the Golden Doughnut for this coveted honor.

Holders of the Golden Doughnut
Good Bell from 25 August 2006 to present

Notice for Members

Come, grab a doughnut and pull up a chair. Let us share our love of doughnuts and our experiences. If we can talk over doughnuts perhaps we can put aside our swords and live in peace with one another. If not, you may be handed the Doughnut of Death.

We, The Glazers, will meet every week at the glazed round table and figure out new ways to add pounds to ourselves and our men, and finding ways to instill fear in our enemies by the fear of eating all of their profits from their regions production. We stand with honor, we stand tall, but we are mostly just wide.

Main Guildhouses

Vir el Mari heights held the original guildhouse. This guildhouse, built by the Founder and Grand Glazer of the guild Calvin November, was small and had a back deck that faced south, overlooking The River. Will Bell built the second Order of the Doughnuts guildhouse on 06 July 2007. It was located in Drenga. The third, built in Abaka, was constructed by Ilsa November on 23 July 2007. All three fell in disrepair when these regions were transferred to other, gluten-intolerant hands and were closed soon afterwards.

On 17 March 2017, in response to an overwhelming demand for more tasty goodness, Calvin November re-established the Order of the Doughnuts in the Colonies by opening a guildhouse in Hanmkrag. Six months later, Donagal Prestongreen built another guildhouse in Pirht, but it was torn down after only 4 months by a ravenous mob.

Undeterred, Donagal Prestongreen built another guildhouse in Giblot City on 22 May 2019. In keeping with the spirit of the guild, he enlarged it immediately. Sadly, the city laid fallow for many years and the guildhouse was forced to slim down.

In honor of the 15th anniversary of the Order of the Doughnuts' expansion into the Colonies, another guildhouse was built by Calvin November in Hulaferd on 31 July 2021.

Ivan November built another guildhouse in Nirlony as one his first acts as Viscount.

In due time, both Corali Forest and Steepglades were graced with doughy goodness as well.

Heartily holding fast amongst the high, hard and healthy horde hording heather in Hilly Holes, Garm Tanngrisnir Crownguard constructed a historic guildhouse in May 2024.

In late May 2024, Antonio Maxwell expanded the Order of the Doughnuts into Maira Merani, while others were added to Diverdur and Lukon City in August of the same year by Ivan November.

September 2024 saw the guild's expansion into Windaria by Lord Drachen the Dissector (The Undying).

Currently, eleven guildhouses stand in the Colonies: Hanmkrag, Giblot City, Hulaferd, Nirlony, Corali Forest, Steepglades, Hilly Holes, Maira Merani, Diverdur, Lukon City and Windaria.

Other guildhouses

One of the first multi-island guilds, the Order of the Doughnuts has sibling guilds located on East Continent and Beluaterra. The structure and hierarchy are identical.

Members of the Guild

With headings indicating rank in the guild, highest to lowest. "Since (date here)" indicates the date that member joined the guild.

Grand Glazer (Senior Rank)

Calvin November joined 20 June 2006; departed 19 December 2006; re-joined 27 May 2006; departed unknown; re-joined 17 March 2017; departed May 2022

Shop Managers (Senior Rank)

Ilsa November since 23 August 2006; departed unknown

Good Bell since 02 August 2006; departed unknown

Donagal Prestongreen since 25 April 2017; departed unknown; re-joined 04 August 2024

Ivan November since 20 May 2022

Holders of the Book of Recipes (Senior Rank)

Master Bakers (Member Rank)

The Original joined 28 June 2006; departed 31 October 2006

Anev Walsh since 15 September 2006; departed unknown

Garm Tanngrisnir Crownguard joined 10 August 2021; departed unknown; re-joined 26 June 2023

Bakers (Member Rank)

Will Bell since 06 June 2007; departed unknown

Antonio Maxwell since 10 October 2023

Lord Drachen the Dissector (The Undying) joined 07 August 2023

Dough Mixers (Member Rank)

Logan Turik joined 28 July 2006; departed 5 September 2006

S'noe Whiteblood joined 24 April 2007; departed 16 August 2007

Tobias Mersault joined 07 May 2020; departed unknown

Kane Dragul joined 01 January 2023

Apprentices (Member Rank)

Nikolai Gogol joined 30 June 2006; departed unknown

Asimert Kel-Ruvan joined 09 August 2006 departed 8 September 2006

Lone Ranger Warlock Lord joined 18 April 2007; departed 23 May 2007

Malice Invalesco since 28 April 2007; departed unknown

Ender Fate since 13 May 2007; departed unknown

Torsaan the Great since 15 July 2007; departed unknown

Laurenz Castillo since 26 September 2007; departed unknown

Leonidas Castillo since 19 November 2007; departed unknown

Cemet Adiyanto joined 08 June 2019; departed unknown

Darius Rea joined 17 February 2020; departed unknown; re-joined 05 October 2020; departed unknown

Lich King (The Undying) joined 12 September 2024

People who enjoy Doughnuts (Aspirant Rank)

SunDawg Falwood joined 26 April 2007; departed 27 April 2007

Drey Grayholm since 27 May 2007; departed unknown

Conatta of The Balancetravellers joined 20 June 2007; departed 11 July 2007

Angelina Von Borghoff since 04 December 2007; departed unknown

Daniel Casci since 10 March 2008; departed unknown

Thyk Whiteblood joined 16 March 2008; departed 24 March 2008

Davier Leroux joined 13 December 2017; departed unknown

Kolben Norman joined 16 September 2019; departed 18 October 2019

Mary Conebreath joined 24 April 2020; departed unknown

Spl'oosh (The Undying) joined 27 May 2021; departed unknown; re-joined 24 February 2022; departed unknown; re-joined 31 December 2022; departed unknown

Elias Stormreaver joined 14 September 2024

Gustava Komurov joined 14 September 2024

Member preferences for Doughnuts

Be aware that selecting your doughnut preference is one of a noble's inalienable rights within the Order of the Doughnuts guild. Anyone who gives you orders about selecting your doughnut preference should be reported to the Grand Glazer ...or at least be forced to consume a moldy powdered doughnut.

• Calvin November: hot and freshly glazed
• The Original: I especially like "jelly" doughnuts. Jelly, the OT way obviously... I think that's where the word originated anyways. :)
• Nikolai Gogol: maple iced
• Logan Turik: My doughnut preference happens to be beer with ale glaze. I am from Redspan after all.
• Good Bell: I love lemon-jelly filled mounds of happiness! aka DOUGHNUTS
• Asimert Kel-Ruvan: My Doughnut of Choice is the immortal Honey-glazed variety. My family and I have enjoyed this sugar-coated delight for generations! Goes well with nearly any sort of jelly or jam. Good for dipping into coffee or tea, too!
• Ilsa November: "Sweet 16" sugar doughnuts
• Lone Ranger Warlock Lord: hm... I like creme(fruit) filled with chocolate covered ones
• S'noe Whiteblood: Hmm. So many choices it's hard to make a decision but I guess if I had to choose I'd go for Raspberry filled.
• Will Bell: Glazed Curlers
• Thyk Whiteblood: My preferred doughnut would be a simple, plain glazed. It's more in line with my simple upbringing.
• Donagal Prestongreen: Let it be known, my favorite doughnut currently is a Glazed Blueberry doughnut.
• Davier Leroux: I am a man of simple taste, a jam doughnut is the true way to heaven.
• Cemet Adiyanto: Uhh vanilla doughnuts?
• Kolben Norman: I like my doughnuts triple flame broiled stuffed with garlic oregano cheese sauce and topped with white chocolate chip and ginger flakes, glazed with four layers of alternating snake oil and monster bile.
• Darius Rea: Donuts wise, I fancy plain cake donuts. They dunk in any fluid. Any of them.
• Tobias Mersault: an Outer Tilogian Blood Donut
• Sploosh The Undying: Have you knowledge of a fabled, mythic substance known as 'sprinkles'?
• Antonio Maxwell: Pumpkin Donuts
• Lich King (The Undying): On the rare occasions that I choose to consume food, I am partial to blood orange jelly-filled doughnuts or a rich and slightly bitter charcoal sesame doughnut.
• Gustava Komurov: I personally am partial to lemon glaze donuts.