Redspan Revealer/December Edition 2006

Redspan Revealer
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Written by Tony Malone, Shamus O'Shea, Dielo Filador and Dabug Habap Disclaimer: The Redspan Revealer would like to remind its readers that this paper does not represent the official opinions of the Redspan Government, only that of three old men and a young goatling.	All you Need to Know about Da Great Goat And Redspan!	December Edition

Current News Is not Is? 3 December 2006 (Rogeshore) by Dabug Habap Now, accusations are flying back and forth about the secession of Tarasac. One Rogala claims that he was ordered to secede by the Prime Minister of the Cagilan Empire, Vengence Darkwaggler. He has even produced letters from Sir Vengence advising him that things were "ahead of schedule". The Prime Minister has stated that "CE is willing to pay very well for the head of One." Though One Rogala has not yet appeared on the Bounty Board, an unnamed source commented wryly, "Apparently it's gonna be the closest thing the infiltrators have had to a tourney for a long, long time." Butter? What is butter? 2nd December 2006 This morning the rumours were confirmed, a new realm has been made in Atamara. Its name is "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter". The dictator of this realm is none other than One Rogala, the infamous man from the Kalmar Islands who caused so much pain to the people there. Now over here, he is up to his old tricks again. The region of Tarasac, Chagasu and Avrende have been convinced to delcare alligence to the new realm. Even before the creation of this realm was officially announced, One was declaring hostile intentions towards our allies Falasan. --Article written by Tony RedSpan Awaits Darkan Assault 1st December 2006 (Stargard) by Dabug Habap The streets of Stargard are crowded with soldiers, Knights, Cavaliers, Heros and Lords. They move in large bodies from tavern to inn, from market to training field, in training, conference and revelry. All the world wonders, "Where are those sell-swords?" Scouts traveling to the hinterlands have yet to spread the word on the street in regards to the progress of the sworn enemies of Goatdom. Morale remains high as ale, wine and whiskey flow, soap is eschewed and stories are told.

Comments for this month Tony's Comments Bring on Darka! Shamus's Comments My city's walls need a fresh bloodstaining. Where are the Darkan meat shields? Dielo's Comments None yet Dabug's Comments Rumor has it that Darka is now begging for someone to finance their war on RedSpan.