Today, a new source of... well, news, has emerged on Atamara. Today, we witness the creation of the Asgard Informer! It will cover all the most important national and international events, as well as bring you a blatantly biased view on said events. Some people say Dead Angel3 and Captain are excellent spin doctors, well, you haven't seen a thing! We will twist the facts so much, even we won't be able to separate fact from fiction! Why? Because the age-old saying goes 'In war, truth is the first casualty'. And since we Vikings do the job with bravado, we intent to mutilate the truth beyond recognition.
The Asgard Informer: Confused? We know we are!
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