Asgard Informer/Issue One

Asgard Informer
1 silver coin	Ad furorem Normannorum libera nos, Domine	Issue 1
News from the North

Exclusive interview with Krypton the Bold

by Ceowfyr the Brave

June 21 2007

Our exalted ruler, Prime Minister Krypton the Bold of the Republic of Norland, has agreed to an interview with the Asgard Informer. Our scribes are in the process of finalizing the interview, and it should be added some time later today. The Prime Minister will discuss the war with Minas Ithil, the not-so-tight relations with Vengence and Captain, as well as give us an exclusive on his (in)famous daughter, Princess Lucky.

Gang fight, part two

by Ceowfyr the Brave

June 20 2007

Over the past 24 hours, the Cagilans have once again demonstrated why they are such a great realm, by leading a botched attack on a single realm. Riding on their camel friends, and followed closely by the flip-flop champions of Carelia, the Cagilans had devised an excellent plot to capture Stargard. Step one: send wave after wave of their men to their deaths. Step two: use their bodies to make ramps. Step three: lead even more men over the walls, until the defenders are too tired from killing to put up more of a fight. This campaign brings back memories of another Cagilan-led campaign against the Southern Federation. Some time ago, they, together with about half the continent, valiantly led several failed attacks on Abington. A colony was founded in Wayburg, which was then left to die by the brave Cagilans and their equally courageous cronies. This time, the Cagilans have fewer allies, and more enemies. So it is this reporter's opinion that the Vikings will have some good laughs with this campaign.

Fair and balanced? Like a thief with one leg!

by Ceowfyr the Brave

June 19 2007

Today, a new source of... well, news, has emerged on Atamara. Today, we witness the creation of the Asgard Informer! It will cover all the most important national and international events, as well as bring you a blatantly biased view on said events. Some people say Dead Angel3 and Captain are excellent spin doctors, well, you haven't seen a thing! We will twist the facts so much, even we won't be able to separate fact from fiction! Why? Because the age-old saying goes 'In war, truth is the first casualty'. And since we Vikings do the job with bravado, we intent to mutilate the truth beyond recognition. The Asgard Informer: Confused? We know we are!

Headlines

June 20, 2007, PM

Huge battle fought in Nazgorn! An army of Darka attacks the troops of Falasan. The attackers are overpowered and defeated 7,000 CS vs 9,000 CS Defender victory! Huge battle fought in Stargard Troops from RedSpan launch a desperate attack on the occupying forces of Cagilan Empire, Talerium and Carelia, but are easily defeated 5,000 CS vs. 37,000 CS Defender victory!

June 20, 2007, AM

Huge battle fought in Stargard! The forces of Cagilan Empire, Talerium and Carelia attack the armies of RedSpan once more. This time, the defenders are unable to withstand the attack. Valanduil, Count of Ambermel, was killed. 36,000 CS vs 12,000 CS Attacker victory!

June 19, 2007, PM

Huge battle fought in Stargard! The forces of Cagilan Empire, Talerium and Carelia attack the armies of RedSpan. The attackers are defeated, and suffer many casualties. 40,000 CS vs 23,000 CS Defender victory!

June 19, 2007, AM

New paper surfaces in Norland! Today marks the creation of the Asgard Informer. It will cover the news of Atamara, and Norland in particular, in a completely unbiased and balanced way. Or so we've been told.