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| + | | width="100%" style="text-align: center;" |''by Ceowfyr the Brave'' | ||
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| + | | width="100%"|Today, a new source of... well, news, has emerged on Atamara. Today, we witness the creation of the Asgard Informer! It will cover all the most important national and international events, as well as bring you a blatantly biased view on said events. Some people say Dead Angel3 and Captain are excellent spin doctors, well, you haven't seen a thing! We will twist the facts so much, even we won't be able to separate fact from fiction! Why? Because the age-old saying goes 'In war, truth is the first casualty'. And since we Vikings do the job with bravado, we intent to mutilate the truth beyond recognition. | ||
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Revision as of 23:40, 19 June 2007
 Asgard Informer
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| 1 silver coin | Ad furorem Normannorum libera nos, Domine | Issue 1 |
| News from the North | ||
 Fair and balanced? Like a thief with one leg!
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| by Ceowfyr the Brave |
| June 19 2007 |
| Today, a new source of... well, news, has emerged on Atamara. Today, we witness the creation of the Asgard Informer! It will cover all the most important national and international events, as well as bring you a blatantly biased view on said events. Some people say Dead Angel3 and Captain are excellent spin doctors, well, you haven't seen a thing! We will twist the facts so much, even we won't be able to separate fact from fiction! Why? Because the age-old saying goes 'In war, truth is the first casualty'. And since we Vikings do the job with bravado, we intent to mutilate the truth beyond recognition.
The Asgard Informer: Confused? We know we are! |
| Headlines |
| June 19, 2007 |
| Huge battle fought in Stargard!
The forces of Cagilan Empire, Talerium and Carelia attack the armies of RedSpan.
The attackers are defeated, and suffer many casualties. |
| June 19, 2007 |
| New paper surfaces in Norland!
Today marks the creation of the Asgard Informer. It will cover the news of Atamara, and Norland in particular, in a completely unbiased and balanced way. Or so we've been told. |
