RedSpan/Da Goatly Inquisition

What is it?

RedSpan is a realm of people who follow Da One. Da One is great and hairy, and so should his people be. They should have long, flowing beards and smell like Da One himself. They shall not wear pants, or have a bath or use....Soap! The Pillars of Da Way (also known as "Da Goat's Legs") should guide His people.

This is where the Goatly Inquisition comes to the fore. This small band of die-hard believers will root out Soap Heresy and punish those who help Rosengarden Guy. This is led by Chief Inquisitor Kradus.

He purges the unbelivers of heresey and together with his small band of dress wearing accomplices with Da Grill!

The Beginning

With Sullenport and Byblack back in the hands of Redspan, this has proved a challenge to our Inquisitors. Two totally different cultures mixing in the same regions. After the hand over of the city of Sullenport, the Army of Redspan led the way in re-opening pubs, reconstruction of mud pits and lard-storage vats as well as the building of statues for Da One. Now with Kradus as Marshall of the Army of Sullenport, he can continue to purge out the ASI culture of cleanliness and shaving!

Da Grill

Due to almost unanimous support of Kradus' new toy, he trudged off to prepare his newest creation.

Swinging wide the doors of the old barn that had recently become Kradus' workshop, he farted and set fire to the dozen stand lamps situated around the barn, giving him light to work by.

Dramatically pulling the canvas covering from his masterpiece, Kradus stood back to admire his work.

A mounted grill, five paces tall and wide, so that Da Victim may be vertical when cooked, strapped to the bars with heavy iron manacles for the arms, but leaving the legs to dangle and kick freely. Complete with a hinged apparatus, allowing a second grill to be swung down, sandwiching Da Victim against the red hot bars of the main structure. A large grease pan, suspended below Da Grill would effectively trap Da Victim's drippings which would be packed away in an old beer keg and sent to Da Victim's liege as evidence of Da Victim's horrible fate.

Walking around to the back of Da Grill, Kradus inspected the crucial heating mechanism.

Essentially a gigantic forge with the open face being the mount for Da Grill itself. Poop, lard and very strong whiskey would be mixed in with the large amounts of coal to create the large scale effect of Mother's signature roasting technique 'Hairy, Smelly, Fetid BBQ'.

The bellows at the very rear appears properly positioned and when the time came it would be pumped by every noble of Redspan one at a time to ensure a feeling of realmwide justice and satisfaction.

Taking a hammer from his pile of tools and picking a few nails from a separate pile, Kradus pulled out the finishing touch from the hidden pocket on the inside of his loincloth and crudely fastens it to the side of Da Grill. "Good;" he thought to himself. "Now it even had cup holders."

Tony had promised him cupholders after Nagash's butt had destroyed the previous Grill.

Quite satisfied, Kradus began to wheel Da Grill out to Stargard Square in preparation for Da Big Event.

Updates

We will continue to bring details of the Inquisition with both comments by Kradus and his victims here and with updates in conjunction with the RedSpan Revealer.