Taselak (SEI)/Tribune/5th Edition

http://wiki.battlemaster.org/images/TaselakIcon_large.gif	Taselak Tribune: News from Glorious Taselak!
Price: Free for Taselakians, 5 coppers for everyone else	Editors: Dennis, Jet, Lynsey and others from Taselak!	Issue Number: 5
Troops pile up along our borders, but we stand firm in the face of such might

Other Editions of the Taselak Tribune:			Special Editions:
1st Edition (Oct-Nov 2006) 2nd Edition (Nov-Dec 2006) 3rd Edition (January 2007) 4th Edition (February 2007)	5th Edition (March 2007) 6th Edition (April 2007) 7th Edition (May 2007) 8th Edition (June 2007)	9th Edition (August 2007) 10th Edition (September 2007)	Toren-Ikalak Treaty April Toren Rebellion: Statement by Averyll Statement by Zellion

Lord Samuel L, of Jackson, announces heat wave

3 March 2007 (Lesthem) by Lynsey Habap

Lord Samuel L, of Jackson announced, "Dis (expletive deleted) is hot again, you (blanking blankers)! Bring on da sinnahs!" Simultaneously, reports of Toren failures in multiple battles in a row, with stragglers being captured with minimal losses to the Army of Taselak, arrived at the Pub-Mobile. This places the Toren Army third in size again. This time, they accomplished the feat without a single significant battle.

Series of confusing battles

3 March 2007 (Endelee) by Lynsey Habap

In recent days, the mighty Toren Army has lost battles in Endelee, Seggelin, Lesthem and Endelee again. Each time, Taselakians hoped to encounter the entire Toren Army. Instead, each time, the Toren Army disappeared over the hills, leaving something of a rear-guard behind. Each time, the nobles left behind were badly ounumbered and basically sacrificed. The Phear fear demonstrated by Toren leaders is unfathomable.

Disappointment at the disappearance of the Yaks

1 March 2007 (Endelee) by Lynsey Habap

A portion of the Army of Taselak arrived in Endelee with hopes of engaging at least half if not all of the Yak-led Army of Toren. Unfortunately, most of them had already fled. They left behind 4 nobles and about 100 troops. The 10 to 1 odds these leaders faced doomed them before the battle began. Each of those nobles fought with distinction, but fell wounded during the battle. One wonders why their leaders chose to sacrifice these nobles. Taselakans had hoped that the Army of Toren would consolidate and provide a challenge, but one must assume they fear the Pub-Mobile and are again retreating to Toren Stronghold.