Order of the Doughnuts/Colonies

The Order of the Doughnuts is a guild in the Colonies. Members come from many different realms united by a mutual love of doughnuts. Members live in peace with each other, except on the rare occasions when a fight breaks out over the last doughnut.

Mission Statement

The Order of the Doughnuts exists to spread doughnuts, the love of doughnuts and peace throughout the Colonies.

The Order of Doughnuts is not a military order. Its main goal is to bring the people of the island closer together by exchanging their cultures over doughnuts. However, if someone threatens us we will fight back with everything we have.

Holder of the Golden Doughnut

A legendary status among the Order of the Doughnuts, the Holder of the Golden Doughnut must accept all challenges to First-Blood duels (so long as doing so does not contradict any standing orders from the holder's realm hierarchy). If the Holder of the Golden Doughnut wins the duel, they retain the title. If they lose, they surrender the Golden Doughnut to the challenger, who then must follow the rules as champion and Holder of the Golden Doughnut. Someone outside the guild can hold the title, however we stive to not lose to an outsider.

History of the Golden Doughnut

First claimed by a Hero named Good Bell, the Golden Doughnut is a prize bestowed on the single warrior with the greatest swordsmanship and skill in combat. Holding the Golden Doughnut ensures a life of constant challenge and threat. Despite this, many warriors from varied lands come to challenge the Holder of the Golden Doughnut for this coveted honor.

Holders of the Golden Doughnut
Good Bell from 25 August 2006 to present

Notice for Members

Come, grab a doughnut and pull up a chair. Let us share our love of doughnuts and our experiences. If we can talk over doughnuts perhaps we can put aside our swords and live in peace with one another. If not, you may be handed the Doughnut of Death.

We, The Glazers, will meet every week at the glazed round table and figure out new ways to add pounds to ourselves and our men, and finding ways to instill fear in our enemies by the fear of eating all of their profits from their regions production. We stand with honor, we stand tall, but we are mostly just wide.

Main guildhouses

Vir el Mari heights, holds the original guildhouse. This guildhouse is small and has a back deck that faces south, overlooking The River. The guildhouse was built by the Founder and Grand Glazer of the guild, Calvin November.

Other guildhouses

One of the first multi-island guilds, the Order of the Doughnuts has sibling guilds located on East Continent. The structure and heirarchy are identical.

Members of the Guild

With headings indicating rank in the guild, highest to lowest. "Since (date here)" indicates the date that member joined the guild.

Grand Glazer (Senior Rank)

Calvin November since 20 June 2006

Shop Managers (Senior Rank)
Holders of the Book of Recipes (Senior Rank)
Master Bakers (Member Rank)
Bakers (Member Rank)

The Original since 28 June 2006

Dough Mixers (Member Rank)

Logan Turik joined 28 July 2006 departed 5 September 2006

Apprentices (Member Rank)

Nikolai Gogol joined 30 June 2006 departed unknown

Good Bell since 02 August 2006

Asimert Kel-Ruvan joined 09 August 2006 departed 8 September 2006

Anev Walsh since 15 September 2006

People who enjoy Doughnuts (Aspirant Rank)

Ilsa November since 23 August 2006

Member preferences for Doughnuts

Be aware that selecting your doughnut preference is one of a noble's inalienable rights within the Order of the Doughnuts guild. Anyone who gives you orders about selecting your doughnut preference should be reported to the Grand Glazer ...or at least by forced to consume a moldy powdered doughnut.

Calvin November: hot and freshly glazed
The Original: I especially like "jelly" doughnuts. Jelly, the OT way obviously... I think that's where the word originated anyways. :)
Nikolai Gogol: maple iced
Logan Turik: My doughnut preference happens to be beer with ale glaze. I am from Redspan after all.
Good Bell: I love lemon-jelly filled mounds of happiness! aka DOUGHNUTS
Asimert Kel-Ruvan: My Doughnut of Choice is the immortal Honey-glazed variety. My family and I have enjoyed this sugar-coated delight for generations! Goes well with nearly any sort of jelly or jam. Good for dipping into coffee or tea, too!
Ilsa November: "Sweet 16" sugar doughnuts