Caligan Courier/May'06

The Caligan Courier April '06

Price: Free to the SA N/A for the NA ------------------------ Printed In Domus--------------------------- Editors: Talless; Kamekaze

THE FALL OF EAGLES REACH!

Tears stain this paper as I am forced to write and believe this. Eagles Reach has fallen. Murdered during the defence of Aestus. His killers inclued Sumsar and Eleran himself, along with 5 other nobles. Eleran sent his consolences, though to me, they are not but dry, hateful, words scibled upon a tattered sheet of parchment. In other words, food for the fire. NO words can describe the melencholic hole in every Caligan this day. They will pay! Every Caligan shall be repaid, in full, by blood. This is a promise I shall always keep, even unto death. I swear it.....

Here We Are!

Its May 1st and you now what that means? It's time for the May issue of the Caligan Courier! With an astounding 1000+ Views of last months issue, the CC has stomped on, rolled up, and tossed aside the Itorunt Informer, even with thier two special editions in between! Talk about a skunk huh? Well, all Caligans are still basking in the victory of the successful retaking of Aestus ending the losing streak we have been on latley. And guess what?! Does anyone here know why we lost so much? Because:

El'rith!

He was feeding our line settings to Yssaria the whole time! Then he tried to form a rebellion by going around asking people a bunch of questions saying he was and interviewer from the Caligan Courier! That little jerk had best be glad he was gone before I got my hands on him.

But! Predictions for the May Issue!

1) Caligus retakes Aureus!
2) Caligus retakes Supra!
3) Caligus slaughters the Yssarian Army!
4) Doc sends 'rebels of Sirion' to attack us!

Wait! That last one already happened! AHAHAHAHAHA! Oh! And you know where some Ibbys are right now? In Nascot looting! What are their gods called again? Thief and Backstabber? Anyone?