Ironsides Family/Bowie/Immediate Letter

Letter of Immediacy to Black Bowie from the Harlot Melani

Roleplay from Bowie Ironsides

Message sent to everyone in "Way of the Dragons"

Black Bowie opens a simple letter and reads its shocking contents…

Dear Highborn Bowie,

I have discovered your identity after long months of searching. There is something very important you must know. I have given birth to a little girl, your little girl. I found out after you left me in the brothel so long ago. She is beautiful, but suffering in my poverty. You are a nobleman, I beg of you to come and claim her. You can cast me aside if you wish I cannot force you to love me back, but please for the sake of our daughter, return for her and give her a life of luxury. Spare her a future of prostitution and starvation. Only you can make that difference in her life. She is but a baby and I already cry for her. Save her highborn. Save her.

Melani.

Bowie put down the letter and said aloud to the messenger, “Well that’s interesting.” He stood up and paused, then made his decision. He would return to Port Raviel.

Bowie Ironsides (Knight of Aegir)

Black Bowie's farewell to the nobles in the Raivanlands

Letter from Bowie Ironsides

Message sent to everyone in your realm (18 recipients)

Raivans,

It has been...well, it was. Now I will depart your barren lands and return home to meet my bastard daughter.

Farewell, I hope you survive the future you will bring upon yourselves.

Black Bowie,

Bowie Ironsides (Knight of Aegir)

Black Bowie's final letter to Imperial Chancellor Edward Raiva

Letter from Bowie Ironsides

(Personal message to Edward)

Imperial Chancellor,

As I leave your lands may I say that you should become acquainted with the Grand Duke Leon Agenor, as you remind me a lot of him. You are both weak and stupid.

Your lands are by no means an "empire," and by consensus not even considered an outpost. Your people have the vitality of dirt, the intelligence of a toenail and the cooking skills of an earless rabbit. Why do you Raivans use so many potatoes? In every dish, all you had was dirty potatoes, and there were not even any flavours or spices. Just bland potatoes. Blah.

I am thankful that I have a reason to leave, and if someone asks me to return I would interupt them with a resounding 'NO.' You have wasted a great deal of my time which I will have to take back by force in the future.

Farewell, so long, and next time grow a different vegetable,

Black Bowie,

Prince and Overlord, Demon of Dwilight, Fugitive of Fissoa, Outcast of Madina, Pariah of D'Hara and Badmouther of the Raivanlands.

Bowie Ironsides (Knight of Aegir)

Here is the Imperial Chancellor's dignified response:

Bad Mark Received

Sir Edward Raiva, Imperial Chancellor of Raivan Empire, Duke of Aegir has given some of his knights (you among them) a bad mark for the following reason: (none specified, but we all know why)

Army Assignment Change

Your liege Sir Edward Raiva, Imperial Chancellor of Raivan Empire, Duke of Aegir has withdrawn you from the Wolves of Aegir.