Toren Herald/Old Issues/Karibash
Toren  Herald
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| Price: Pious Loyalty | In the beginning, there was only Tor, and the beginning has a lot in common with the end. | Issue Number: 1 |
Creator/Editor in Chief: Averyll Arete, Countess of Jerelin Contributing Editors: to be determined... | ||
| A Challenge to Chat | |
Dennis, the Editor of the Taselak Tribune, has posed the following challenge to the Toren Herald: Unfortunately, the lone editor of the Toren Herald, Averyll, was unable to speak intelligently upon the matter. However, a coworker, who prefered to remain anonymous, informed us that she overheard Averyll mumbling something about a Sandalak resurrection. While the Toren Herald would like to respect the wishes of that individual to remain anonymous, there is at this time only one person who works for the Toren Herald, so it is obvious who the anonymous coworker is, and we thought it would be appropriate to point that out. |
| Somebody takes notice! | |
| In a breathtaking display of immodesty, the editor of the Taselak Tribune has noticed the existence of the Toren Herald and claimed partial credit for its creation. The Toren Herald does not despute his claim, of course; we just like the sound of the word "immodesty".
On a related note, Averyll has writen another article! Upon news of new news, all of the peasants on the South-East Island rejoiced. It is reported that the illiterate peasants were particularly pleased. |
| Ikalak Completes TO of Ibyp and Adrelhia | |
| Yesterday, Ikalak completed their takeover of Ibyp and Adrehai, which returns to Ikalak two of the four regions taken from them during the Sandalak resurrection. As a result of these gains, Ikalak now controls 16 regions, the greatest number of total regions controlled by any one realm; however, Paladin Primus Cyperus, Duke of Toren Stronghold, reminded the nobles of Toren that even though Ikalak is our foe, we are currently working together against the common enemy of Taselak.
Rumors spread that Ikalak will strike Sandalak City next. Having seperated Unlib from its capital, the fourth region is expected to fall rather quickly, wiping Sandalak off the map... for the second time. |
| Looting continues in Kail | |
| The looting in Toren's midwestern regions continues, the concentration of these attacks being in Kail. Recent reports indicate that a sizable force of Taselak troops is camping in Kail, some estimate greater than 4000 combat strength. It is the official position of the Toren Herald that all looters from Taselak should be sentenced to death by lingchi. |
| Role-playing Abound, Editors Wanted | |
| There has been a good deal of role-playing in Toren as of late, and someone should replace this article with something worth reading. |
| Cyperus demands news, Averyll supplies paper | |
| Yesterday, Cyperus pointed out that Toren was the only realm on the South-East Island that did not have a newspaper, and he suggested that someone create the Toren Herald. Averyll answered his request, created the newspaper and wrote its first few articles. It is the hopes of all those involved that others take the initiative to assist Averyll in the continued development of what is sure to be the only newspaper left on the South-East Island after Tor kills everyone else. |
| A War of Words | |
| Apparently, the Ikalakian Times and the Taselak Tribune have a bit of a feud between them. At the time of this publication, neither newspaper had mentioned the Toren Herald even once, perhaps because we are of such great repute that they do not dare engage us in a war of words. Or perhaps (and in fact what is more likely the case) neither is aware of our existence. Of course, a third possibility would be they just don't care. Regardless, the Toren Herald enjoys reading the other South-East Island newspapers. We don't recommend you buy other newspapers, of course, but if you happen to find one on somebody's porch, you should feel free to remedy that person of his or her need to be literate. |
