Order of the Doughnuts/Colonies

The Order of the Doughnuts is a guild in the Colonies. Members come from many different realms united by a mutual love of doughnuts. Members live in peace with each other, except on the rare occasions when a fight breaks out over the last doughnut.

Mission Statement

The Order of the Doughnuts exists to spread doughnuts, the love of doughnuts and peace throughout the Colonies.

The Order of Doughnuts is not a military order. Its main goal is to bring the people of the island closer together by exchanging their cultures over doughnuts. However, if someone threatens us we will fight back with everything we have.

Holder of the Golden Doughnut

A legendary status among the Order of the Doughnuts. The holder of the Golden Doughnut must accept all challenges to First-Blood duels, as long as doing so does not contradict any standing orders from the realm hierarchy. We would hate to see our guild banned from a realm because we are not following orders. If the holder of the Golden Doughnut wins the duel, they retain the title. If they lose, they surrender the Golden Doughnut to the challenger, who then must follow the rules as champion and holder of the Golden Doughnut. The holder will be removed from the rank if they lose. Someone outside the guild can hold the title, so the rank might be empty. However, we try to not lose the title to an outsider.

Current Holder of the Golden Doughnut

No one has, of yet, been awarded the coveted Golden Doughnut. It is a prize bestowed only on the single warrior with the greatest swordsmanship and skill in combat. Holding the Golden Doughnut ensures a life of constant challenge and threat.

Notice for Members

Come, grab a doughnut and pull up a chair. Let us share our love of doughnuts and our experiences. If we can talk over doughnuts perhaps we can put aside our swords and live in peace with one another. If not, you may be handed the Doughnut of Death.

We, The Glazers, will meet every week at the glazed round table and figure out new ways to add pounds to ourselves and our men, and finding ways to instill fear in our enemies by the fear of eating all of their profits from their regions production. We stand with honor, we stand tall, but we are mostly just wide.

Main guildhouses

Vir el Mari heights, holds the original guildhouse. This guildhouse is small and has a back deck that faces south, overlooking The River. The guildhouse was built by the Founder and Grand Glazer of the guild, Calvin November.

Other guildhouses

One of the first multi-island guilds, the Order of the Doughnuts has sibling guilds located on East Continent. The structure and heirarchy are identical.

Members of the Guild

With headings indicating rank in the guild, highest to lowest. "Since (date here)" indicates the date that member joined the guild.

Grand Glazer (Senior Rank)

Calvin November since 20 June 2006

Shop Managers (Senior Rank)
Holders of the Book of Recipes (Senior Rank)
Master Bakers (Member Rank)
Bakers (Member Rank)

The Original since 28 June 2006

Dough Mixers (Member Rank)
Apprentices (Member Rank)

Nikolai Gogol since 30 June 2006

Logan Turik since 28 July 2006

People who enjoy Doughnuts (Aspirant Rank)

Member preferences for Doughnuts

Be aware that selecting your doughnut preference is one of a noble's inalienable rights within the Order of the Doughnuts guild. Anyone who gives you orders about selecting your doughnut preference should be reported to the Grand Glazer ...or at least by forced to consume a moldy powdered doughnut.

Calvin November: hot and freshly glazed
The Original: I especially like "jelly" doughnuts. Jelly, the OT way obviously... I think that's where the word originated anyways. :)
Nikolai Gogol: maple iced