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+ | |date=October 31, 2010 | ||
+ | |headline=New Newspaper same Demented Ramblings | ||
+ | |article=After a very controversial first newspaper who copied the layout and went out of business rather fast it seems Sirion has opened a new newspaper. | ||
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+ | As what seemed to be a new approach and a good start except for the name the new journalist had to ruin EVERYTHING. We shall forever mourn this journalist who is definitely retarded enough to count 240,000 weird creatures called "elves" | ||
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+ | It is said the gods have allowed a few "select" in Sirion to say they are elves so we can all sit here and enjoy mocking their complete delusional ways. Then we have another larger group of elf wannabees on which I will no go no further on. | ||
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+ | To further the nail in the coffin that any Sirionite who claims they are an elf we tell you this. When you somehow reach 2000 years of age you will be believed. I suggest till then refrain from deforming your ears anymore then they already are. | ||
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+ | I will not even begin to mention how building cities in Sirion, Parm, Slimbar a stronghold is Sir Temple and defiling all the trees in Oporto, Braga and Commonyr all help this cause. | ||
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+ | To conclude I highly doubt this will open any eyes in Sirion but the few that realise the truth can silently <s>histerically</s> laugh along with the rest of us.}} | ||
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+ | |date=October 31, 2010 | ||
+ | |headline=Caligus Lack of Offensive | ||
+ | |article=Seemingly Caligus is having quite a hard time keeping a few regions under control thus they have been unable to push a an offensive on Westmoor who are defending. Reports have it regions have been improving very slowly. It will still be a while till they are under full production. | ||
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+ | So with that we dont expect any fieresome battles in the next few days but hopefully soon the war will start picking up. | ||
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+ | Newest report is Caligus has reclaimed Meuse after having it go rogue.}} | ||
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+ | |date=October 30, 2010 | ||
+ | |headline=All is too quiet | ||
+ | |article=Lately there has been a distinct lack of conflict between Caligus and Westmoor. One has to wonder what both armies are doing for the most part. | ||
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+ | However two days ago Westmoor decided to launch an offensive. The offensive consisted of 3K CS...more or less a raiding party. However, ironically not much raided was done and they were sent back scurrying to Westmoor tail between their legs. One has to really wonder what military strategy and how Westmoor intends to actually win this war. | ||
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+ | We will leave that up the talented minds in Westmoor. More to come tomorrow and we will close this months edition.}} | ||
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+ | |date=October 29, 2010 | ||
+ | |headline=Sirionite Vs Pickle | ||
+ | |article=Two days ago young Sir Yehppael Ther rose up from being a common noble to a knight. Little did he know his knighthood would end with a valiant battle against a pickle. | ||
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+ | The offical report says the following: | ||
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+ | <b>Choked on a pickle, during a midnight raid on the larder, since no one was around to help, death was imminent.</b> | ||
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+ | We all mourn the death of this young promising knight. We hope other Sirionites fare much better in raids.}} | ||
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+ | {{CaligusRight | ||
+ | |date=October 31, 2010 | ||
+ | |article= <u>'''Pesky Assassin captured'''</u><br> | ||
+ | New Prisoner | ||
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+ | Patrols in Viseu have captured the enemy noble Maliki Nautilus, Count of Dulbin. He is now on his way into your dungeons.}} | ||
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+ | {{CaligusRight | ||
+ | |date=October 31, 2010 | ||
+ | |article= <u>'''Short-lived independence over...for now'''</u><br> | ||
+ | Region Takeover | ||
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+ | Caligus has taken control of Meuse , a former rogue region}} | ||
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+ | {{CaligusRight | ||
+ | |date=October 30, 2010 | ||
+ | |article= <u>'''Fontan shockingly win with less men'''</u><br> | ||
+ | Rumours spread and tales are sung about a huge battle in Commonyr: | ||
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+ | Fontan vs. Sirion | ||
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+ | Estimated strengths: 810 men vs. 940 men}} | ||
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+ | {{CaligusRight | ||
+ | |date=October 27, 2010 | ||
+ | |article= <u>'''Big Surprise'''</u><br> | ||
+ | Region Revolts | ||
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+ | The people of Al Amarah have revolted and declared independence from Sirion!}} | ||
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+ | {{CaligusRight | ||
+ | |date=October 27, 2010 | ||
+ | |article= <u>'''Endless swapping goes on'''</u><br> | ||
+ | Sultanate of Asena has taken control of Caqueta (formerly part of Sirion). Sultanate of Asena now controls 10 regions.}} | ||
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+ | {{CaligusRight | ||
+ | |date=October 27, 2010 | ||
+ | |article= <u>'''Silly peasants'''</u><br> | ||
+ | Peasant Revolt | ||
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+ | The people in Meuse are revolting! 6 gold have been stolen from various tax collector offices. Production is dropping 12 points. | ||
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+ | The revolting people have done something utterly unbelievable - kicked out the local government and declared independence! These stinking peasants think they can rule themselves! Anarchy and heresy!}} | ||
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