Caligan Courier/November'10

Printed in Domus	October 2010 Edition	Editor: Caligan Courier

Commentary    November 2, 2010    Terror in Sirion Lately there has been rumors circulating that a Knight from Sirion presumably Sir Elisedd Deytheur has in a very short span of time rules over the lands of Commonyr, Al Amarah and Negev. Little to say Sir Elisedd was extremely fond of the population. The first thing that was done was all military buildings in each region got dismantled razed to promote cheaper new structures its not like she wanted to destroy the regions as much as possible right? Anyways, Commonyr was stolen back Fontan to the dismay elation of the populace. They mourned cheered at the loss of their Lord tyrant Shortly after Al Amarah was graced same generous treatment from Sir Elisedd everything was pulled down for imminent rebuilding. Lord Elise was thus thrown out of office. Third time lucky? Nahhh...yet again she took control of Negev and decided to see the effects of explosives on the military buildings. Lets say they are now a pile of rubble...and the populace decided to return to a priest from Fontan. Notice to all peasants : Whatever you do do NOT accept this man as your lord. Results will be destroyed building short stints and huge losses in wealth and morale. Many many peasants have commited suicide under his rule. We advise mass immigration if hes with 5 miles of the region and headed in your direction.    November 2, 2010    Caligus Cancels all Food trades Reports have it that our esteemed idiotic King Dobromir has decided to cancel all food deals with every realm. It seems that after this Caligus was also with with a drought so by some spark of genius dumb luck Caligus still has the extra food to feed all its regions. Here is the message from King Dobromir Rulers, I know this isnt part of my job description but I have officially cancelled all deals with all realms regarding the selling of food after the current one. Upon looking at it Caligus was gaining 5 gold per 100 bushels which means we are better off just not selling. Obviously we will still be producing excess food and are looking to sell but Caligus is not bound by any treaty to sell food. I apologise for any inconvenience this will cause anyone just giving you a heads up. I will contact realms who we have had deal with specifically shortly.    November 1, 2010    October results Dear me, Sadly even though I had a very late start to the courier in October somehow yet again more free copies then any other reporter sold. To worsen the failure of the month. Even both Sirion's newspapers failed to sell a combined total of the Couriers (665) Sirions (145 + 516 = 661). Therefore we regard the October edition as a complete failure. However better will be done this month. Readers who dare pick this months articles up will be bored to death choking on their own saliva as they fall to sleep thus reducing the amount of free articles sold.

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