Muninn Newsrag/February 2011
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Lead Editor: Davendrall (User:X-anne-x) Editor, Agony Aunt and Official Spell-checker: Anneliese (User:Audacity) |
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Legendary Squirrel Dies | Monday 21st February | ||
I normally do not write articles about the passing of heroes, as I usually know absolutely nothing about them and feel it would be inappropriate to write about someone who I have never met. However, sometime this month, on a date which I cannot remember, a great His death is a particularly sad one, for after Norland fell, he worked to see that it would one day rise again. Unfortunately, The great squirrel's most notable traits were his frequent attempts to take over the world, killing a great deal of people with his squirrel army, and being extremely Have fun in Valhalla, Sir Squirrel. | |||
Editor: Anneliese |
Carelia and Cagilan Empire play tennis with regions | Friday 18th February | ||
Just a quick update on the war between Carelia amd Cagilan Empire
Huge Battle Fought (2011-02-08 18:10:25) Rumours spread of a huge battle in Alatol: Caergoth, Carelia, Suville vs. Cagilan Empire Estimated strengths: 1290 men vs. 1680 men. Defender Victory! Huge Battle Fought (2011-02-09 18:16:39) Rumours spread of a huge battle in Garnagi:Cagilan Empire vs. Caergoth, Carelia, Suville Estimated strengths: 340 men vs. 340 men. Attacker Victory! Region Takeover (2011-02-10 18:11:02) Cagilan Empire has taken control of Alatol (formerly part of Carelia) Region Takeover (2011-02-13 06:08:17) Cagilan Empire has taken control of Garnagi (formerly part of Carelia) Region Takeover (2011-02-16 18:11:18) Carelia has taken control of Alatol (formerly part of Cagilan Empire) Region Takeover (2011-02-17 18:17:23) Cagilan Empire has taken control of Forblane (formerly part of Carelia) From this, we can presume Carelia do not entire understand the rules of tennis. Hopefully they will get the hang of it soon and start hitting the ball back and we can start taking back some regions and kill some of the Cagilans that are stomping through our lands! The upcoming battles are sure to be fun. | |||
Editor: Davendrall |
Barony of Makar declare war on Coria and the Cagilan Empire Viking style | Wednesday 2nd February | ||
This Newspaper would like to send a special thanks to "Hang Stefanovic Ambassador of Barony of Makar and former Banker and first Berserker of the Mead Brewing warriors" (as they call him up North) for his suggestion of the following war declarations and the ruler of the Barony for signing them:
New Hostilities Barony of Makar has just signed a new War declaration called "Burn the South" against the realm of Coria. New Hostilities Barony of Makar has just signed a new War declaration called "Continue Burning the South" against the realm of Cagilan Empire. This well respected newspaper would like to offer it's support on these new declarations by saying "Burn them! Burn them all! Rape their houses and set fire to their women!" with further comments of "Please don't burn us, we aren't flammable" | |||
Editor: Davendrall |