November 12, 2010
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Westmoor offers "fair" treaty.........
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Soon after King Corwin stepped down and a new ruler was elected the following treaty was proposed to Caligus by Westmoor.
The diplomat Sir Jor Tanos, Count of Poitiers, Ambassador of Westmoor has brought a new proposal for a treaty.
Treaty of Poitiers
Peace Treaty (military) treaty with Westmoor.
Treaty Text:
To ensure peace, economic prosperity, and honor across the Continent, the Kingdom of Westmoor and the Kingdom of Caligus hereby sign a treaty of perpetual peace.
The Kingdom of Caligus does swear on its honor to withdraw their troops and infiltrators while respecting the borders of the Kingdom of Westmoor as a fellow sovereign nation.
The Kingdom of Westmoor does swear on its honor to withdraw their troops and infiltrators while respecting the borders of the Kingdom of Caligus. In addition the former Queen of Westmoor, Micna of the House of Kiri-Jolith, is hereby prohibited from holding lordship over any of the Kingdom of Westmoor's crown territories or serve as a member of its Royal Council so as to appease the Kingdom of Caligus while not threatening to upset the territorial or bureaucratic integrity of the Kingdom of Westmoor.
To say the least the treaty was proposed by the ambassador who was shortly after elected as King of Westmoor. However, the treaty did not go down well in Caligus compiling one negative comment after another.
Some of the comments can be found below
Knights Commnts to Treaty
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November 7, 2010
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Pure mental case detected
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As you all know we have been taking in more requests for articles. Immediately I was brought to regret the decision with the following message which requires no editing to even bring my point across.
You receive a letter which was just tossed by a woman passing by it was folding up really badly and unconventionally to try and glide across the air. It hit the muddy ground a few feet away. We proceeded to see what it was. The letter said the following
'Write about the power of love and friendship that Magical Kylen is spreading through her love-sprinkled colorful star-shaped cookies!
She's about five feet of pure stupidity, has shiny golden hair, pale white skin, red eyes, and claim to be ambiguously elfin. We're not sure whether she's an elf or not. Actually we're sure she isnt but anyways.
Having finished reading the letter we noticed the paper was also covered in a flammable substance. We proceeded to burn it.
Reports have it that Kylen is currently visiting King Dobromir. We have no clue how he has had the patience to not arrest her on site and ship her right back to Sirion gagged to stop the nag.
We could go on and on but we will stop here. Point proven rather easily we will just feel sorry for our King's sanity if he has to deal with this much longer.
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November 5, 2010
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Marriage in Diocese Of Aix
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Recently there has been a big marriage in the DOA. The leader Aeolus Ironsun, Archbishop of Diocese of Aix, Duke of Aix. Obviously his long title speaks for itself his influence greed. The bride Lady Tsukiko D'Anglos, Follower of Tersea of Church of Ibladesh, Countess of Lorient who is a very elegant and beautiful woman actually we've never seen her
We congratulate the couple wedded by none other then Pontifex Sinted. Reports of the ceremony can be found below for those interested.
Marriage Ceremony
On a personal note I is always a pleasure to waste ink dealing with people with great excessive titles.
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November 2, 2010
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Terror in Sirion
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Lately there has been rumors circulating that a Knight from Sirion presumably Sir Elisedd Deytheur has in a very short span of time rules over the lands of Commonyr, Al Amarah and Negev.
Little to say Sir Elisedd was extremely fond of the population. The first thing that was done was all military buildings in each region got dismantled razed to promote cheaper new structures its not like he wanted to destroy the regions as much as possible right?
Anyways, Commonyr was stolen back Fontan to the dismay elation of the populace. They mourned cheered at the loss of their Lord tyrant
Shortly after Al Amarah was graced same generous treatment from Sir Elisedd everything was pulled down for imminent rebuilding. Lord Elise was thus thrown out of office.
Third time lucky? Nahhh...yet again he took control of Negev and decided to see the effects of explosives on the military buildings. Lets say they are now a pile of rubble...and the populace decided to return to a priest from Fontan.
Notice to all peasants :
Whatever you do do NOT accept this man as your lord. Results will be destroyed building short stints and huge losses in wealth and morale. Many many peasants have commited suicide under his rule. We advise mass immigration if hes with 5 miles of the region and headed in your direction.
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November 2, 2010
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Caligus Cancels all Food trades
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Reports have it that our esteemed idiotic King Dobromir has decided to cancel all food deals with every realm. It seems that after this Caligus was also with with a drought so by some spark of genius dumb luck Caligus still has the extra food to feed all its regions.
Here is the message from King Dobromir
Rulers,
I know this isnt part of my job description but I have officially cancelled all deals with all realms regarding the selling of food after the current one. Upon looking at it Caligus was gaining 5 gold per 100 bushels which means we are better off just not selling.
Obviously we will still be producing excess food and are looking to sell but Caligus is not bound by any treaty to sell food.
I apologise for any inconvenience this will cause anyone just giving you a heads up. I will contact realms who we have had deal with specifically shortly.
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November 1, 2010
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October results
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Dear me,
Sadly even though I had a very late start to the courier in October somehow yet again more free copies then any other reporter sold. To worsen the failure of the month. Even both Sirion's newspapers failed to sell a combined total of the Couriers (665) Sirions (145 + 516 = 661). Therefore we regard the October edition as a complete failure.
However better will be done this month. Readers who dare pick this months articles up will be bored to death choking on their own saliva as they fall to sleep thus reducing the amount of free articles sold.
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Caught yet again!
Sabotage!
A saboteur in Sordidus has done 16 % of damage to the local production. The culprit was caught red-handed, however. He is identified as Maliki Nautilus, from Westmoor, and thrown into prison.
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November 8, 2010
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Weird Skirmish
Battle in Bescanon
Caligus vs. Perdan, Westmoor
Estimated strengths: 70 men vs. 130 men.
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November 7, 2010
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New King of Westmoor
Ruler Elected
The realm of Westmoor has elected Jor Tanos as its King.
He received 18% of the valid votes cast.
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November 6, 2010
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Suicide attack from Fontan
Rumours spread and tales are sung about a huge battle in Montijo:
Fontan vs. Sirion
Estimated strengths: 300 men vs. 650 men
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November 5, 2010
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Massive Loss for SoA
Huge Battle Fought
Rumours spread and tales are sung about a huge battle in Caqueta:
(rogue), Sultanate of Asena vs. Sirion
Estimated strengths: 940 men vs. 1030 men
Defender Victory!
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November 5, 2010
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New Government in Fontan
Ruler Elected
The realm of Fontan has elected Aulus Severus of the Scipii as its Chancellor.
He received 31% of the valid votes cast.
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November 5, 2010
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Wave 2
Battle in Meuse
Westmoor vs. Caligus
Estimated strengths: 170 men vs. 320 men
The Free Loyalist Army of Caligus (Caligus), sponsored by Dobromir Menethil, King of Caligus, were led into battle by Marshal Percival Prestongreen.
Percival Prestongreen, Baron of Mines of Isadril, Marshal of the Free Loyalist Army of Caligus is spotted wielding the Elemental Club of Suffering.
Gregor Relak, Judge of Westmoor, Duke of Westmoor was captured by Caligus forces.
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November 4, 2010
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Second Infiltrator caught in attempted murder
Sabotage!
Rangonio Petterson's guards, in Nascot, have captured Gabrael Solostus, an infiltrator working for Westmoor while he was sneaking around the camp of Rangonio Petterson (Knight of Nascot) conspicuously, with a poisoned dagger under his cloak.
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November 4, 2010
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Wave 1
Battle in Meuse
Westmoor vs. Caligus
Estimated strengths: 290 men vs. 380 men
The Free Loyalist Army of Caligus (Caligus), sponsored by Dobromir Menethil, King of Caligus, were led into battle by Marshal Percival Prestongreen.
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November 4, 2010
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Cant take the heat
Ruler stepped down
Corwin has stepped down from his position as ruler of Westmoor
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November 4, 2010
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Do we have to report this anymore?
Region Takeover
Sirion has taken control of Caqueta (formerly part of Sultanate of Asena). Sirion now controls 21 regions.
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November 3, 2010
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Suicide charge
Battle in Akesh Temple
Westmoor vs. Caligus
Estimated strengths: 60 men vs. 50 men
Nickolas Schumacher (Knight of Westmoor, Westmoor) was captured by Caligus forces.
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November 3, 2010
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Noble life in Danger
Noble Captured
Crescent Strika (Knight of Aureus) has been imprisoned by Westmoor. Due to a ban spoken upon him on 2010-10-25, he is in danger of deportation or execution.
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November 2, 2010
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Pesky infiltrator captured again
New Prisoner
Patrols in Viseu have captured the enemy noble Maliki Nautilus, Count of Dulbin. He is now on his way into your dungeons.
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November 1, 2010
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Meuse, brought back to civilisation
Takeover succeeded
After 4 days, Meuse has been successfully converted to your realm and the people are now hailing to a new government.
Morale in the region drops by 10 points due to the takeover, most likely caused by the brutality associated with the necessary political change.
Loyalty in the region falls 1 points.
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November 1, 2010
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Surprising? Nope
A New Federation
The realms of Diocese of Aix and Ibladesh have announced that they now form a federation.
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November 1, 2010
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