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** Dick McNick - Private Eye | ** <s>Dick McNick - Private Eye</s> - Deceased | ||
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Revision as of 01:40, 7 November 2006
The Giblot Gestapo Gazette | ||
The Very Best in Completely Biased Reporting! | ||
The GGG HQ is based in Giblot city. Due to recent security problems, any and all persons attempting to enter the HQ will be terminated. We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause. If you urgently need to contact a member of the GGG team, we recommend you go sacrifice a goat and hope for the best. Don't blame us if you loose limbs for buying the Tribune! They deserve everything they get! Thank you for your time.
Copies of the latest edition of the Giblot Gestapo Gazette can be bought here.
Staff Roster
If you have any major news to report to us here at the Giblot Gestapo Gazette, and you don't feel an uncontrollable urge to end your life by attempting to enter our HQ, then please contact one of the following people with your story! They won't bite. Although, just to be on the safe side, we don't recommend talking too loudly near Revan. Or sounding happy. Or doing anything much at all near Revan actually...No Revan, we werent talking about you. Honestly! Just put the axe down! Put the axe down!! Aieeeeeeeee!...
- Chief Editor
Revan- Defected to Outer Tilog - NEW BLOODTHIRSTY EDITOR REQUIRED!
- Reporters
Dick McNick - Private Eye- Deceased- Ray Porter
Archive
Archive | January | February | March | April | May | June | July | August | September | October | November | December |
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Year One | N/A | N/A | N/A | N/A | N/A | N/A | N/A | N/A | N/A | N/A | N/A | Issue One |
Year Two | N/A | N/A | N/A | Issue Two | Issue Three | Issue Four | Issue Five | Issue Six | Issue Seven | Issue Eight | Issue Nine | Issue Ten |
Year Three | Issue Eleven | Issue Twelve | Issue Thirteen | Issue Fourteen | Issue Fifteen | Issue Sixteen | Issue Seventeen | Issue Eighteen | Issue Nineteen | N/A | N/A | N/A |
Gander Was Right! | Thanatos Shocks! | Wetham Uprising | N/A | N/A | N/A | N/A | N/A | N/A | N/A | N/A | N/A | N/A |
Our previous newspaper issues can be found in the dark and gloomy catacombs beneath our HQ. Although the catacombs are around the size of a small cellar, we still feel it's pretty scary, and it sounds fearsome too! We kindly ask that you please ignore the bloodied floor and walls upon your visits to the archives, oh and the various torture devices lying around too.
We have also been ordered by the Giblot city council that we must warn all of our readers of the dangers of attempting to purchase back issues from us for their previous, 'generous' prices. All we have to say to you about that is, those torture racks down in the catacombs are not just in there because they look good! But please, don't hesitate to ask for a cheap copy of the Gazette. We can assure you that we shall deal with your request in a very satisfying manner down in our catacombs...