By Revan
Chaos was seen within Giblot earlier this week, Chaos not seen since the last time the Undead tried to open friendly relations with us in Giblot City! Naturally all the Undead were summarily sent to the nearest furnace for disposal when that happened! In any case, this reporter was on hand to see the carnage happen and let me tell you, it was not a pretty sight!
The problems occurred when the new Tavern Keeper of the Headless OT tavern offered free spirits to all the Nobles of Giblot! Indeed, a very generous thing to do. Although, due to being just a poor reporter with no rank of nobility, I unfortunately managed to stay sober. However this allowed me to see exactly what happened! In an unintended mix up, the poor tavern keeper accidentally gave away the strongest drinks he had to the Giblot nobles. Needless to say, several hours later violence broke out and long and aggressive arguments were formed about little or nothing whatsoever as the nobles were that drunk!
Giblot began to quiten down once the nobles went home to sober up. Several nobles were not seen for a number of days, presumably still recovering from the after effects. There are several unconfirmed reports that the tavern keeper responsible for this display of generosity was found with a dagger in his stomach a short distance from the local brewery. As a result of the recklessness caused by the tavern keepers humble act several members of the aristocracy have called for the outlaw of generosity. Pending further discussion, all acts of generosity have been suspended with violations resulting in a trip to the cells.
As a result of this new law all copies of The Giblot Gestapo Gazette have increased in price in fear of being to generously priced! We vehemently deny any, and all accusations of an unfair cash in.
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