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| − | The GGG HQ is based in Giblot City. Due to recent Security problems, any and all persons attempting to enter the HQ will be terminated. We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause. If you urgently need to contact a member of the GGG team, we recommend you go sacrifice a goat and hope for the best. Thank you for your time.<br><br>Copies of the Latest Edition of the Giblot Gestapo Gazette can be bought [[/Issue | + | The GGG HQ is based in Giblot City. Due to recent Security problems, any and all persons attempting to enter the HQ will be terminated. We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause. If you urgently need to contact a member of the GGG team, we recommend you go sacrifice a goat and hope for the best. Don't blame us if you loose limbs for buying the Tribune! They deserve everything they get! Thank you for your time.<br><br>Copies of the Latest Edition of the Giblot Gestapo Gazette can be bought [[/Issue 8| Here.]] |
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| − | If you have any major news to report to us here at the Giblot Gestapo Gazette, and you don't feel an uncontrollable urge to | + | If you have any major news to report to us here at the Giblot Gestapo Gazette, and you don't feel an uncontrollable urge to end your life by attempting to enter our HQ, then please contact one of the following people with your story! They won't bite. Although, just to be on the safe side, we don't recommend talking too loudly near Revan. Or sounding Happy. Or doing anything much at all near Revan actually...No Revan, we werent talking about you. Honestlyy! Just Put the Axe Down! ''Put the Axe Down!!''... |
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We have also been ordered by the Giblot City Council that we must warn all of our readers of the dangers of attempting to purchase back issues from us for their previous, 'generous' prices. All we have to say to you about that is, those torture racks down in the Catacombs are not just in there because they look good. But please, don't hesitate to ask for a cheap copy of the Gazette. We can assure you that we shall deal with you in a ''very'' satisfying manner down in our Catacombs... | We have also been ordered by the Giblot City Council that we must warn all of our readers of the dangers of attempting to purchase back issues from us for their previous, 'generous' prices. All we have to say to you about that is, those torture racks down in the Catacombs are not just in there because they look good. But please, don't hesitate to ask for a cheap copy of the Gazette. We can assure you that we shall deal with you in a ''very'' satisfying manner down in our Catacombs... | ||
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Revision as of 23:09, 4 October 2005
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The GGG HQ is based in Giblot City. Due to recent Security problems, any and all persons attempting to enter the HQ will be terminated. We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause. If you urgently need to contact a member of the GGG team, we recommend you go sacrifice a goat and hope for the best. Don't blame us if you loose limbs for buying the Tribune! They deserve everything they get! Thank you for your time.
Copies of the Latest Edition of the Giblot Gestapo Gazette can be bought Here.
Staff Roster
If you have any major news to report to us here at the Giblot Gestapo Gazette, and you don't feel an uncontrollable urge to end your life by attempting to enter our HQ, then please contact one of the following people with your story! They won't bite. Although, just to be on the safe side, we don't recommend talking too loudly near Revan. Or sounding Happy. Or doing anything much at all near Revan actually...No Revan, we werent talking about you. Honestlyy! Just Put the Axe Down! Put the Axe Down!!...
- Chief Editor
- Revan
- Reporters
- Revan
- Dick McNick - Private Eye
- Ray Porter
- Kardon
Archive
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Our Previous Newspaper Issues can be found in the Dark and Gloomy Catacombs beneath our HQ. Although the Catacombs are around the size of a small cellar, we still feel it's pretty scary, and it sounds fearsome too! We kindly ask that you please ignore the bloodied floor and walls upon your visits to the Archives, oh and the various torture devices lying around too.
We have also been ordered by the Giblot City Council that we must warn all of our readers of the dangers of attempting to purchase back issues from us for their previous, 'generous' prices. All we have to say to you about that is, those torture racks down in the Catacombs are not just in there because they look good. But please, don't hesitate to ask for a cheap copy of the Gazette. We can assure you that we shall deal with you in a very satisfying manner down in our Catacombs...
