The Giblot Gestapo Gazette/OTVisit

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Special Issue Thanatos Shocks the World! 10 Gold


A Visit from the Demon Chancellor of Outer Tilog!
By Revan

Thanatos wowed the Giblot Nobility on Thursday when he was accompanied to a Non League Headball game in Steepglades by none other than the Demon Chancellor of Outer Tilog herself, Moira Na Leodaich!

Initially few people in the crowd noticed as they were thouroughly engrossed in the Headball game at hand, however two nobles, Lord Sera and Sir Detinu saw the odd couple as they approached in Thanatos' Chariot. Clearly gobsmacked, it is reported that the Lord Sera went for his blade when he drew close to the demon Chancellor however once they reached the Odd couple Lord Sera was made to explain Headball to Moira! It's no surprise that we were told of the terrible tales Sera's murderous rampage amongst the crowd afterwards.

After Lord Sera finished explaining the concept of Headball to Moira a break was called in the Headball game nearby at which point crowds came to see their leader and his mysterious accomplice. Once it was realised that Thanatos was actually courting ther Chancellor of their enemies a riot broke out and Thanatos left just in the nick of time! Here we hear what one Steepglades resident has to say about the debacle:


"I just don't believe it!" the man croaked, "we till in the fields, we sell merchandise, we even pray for that man and Giblot all in order to destroy the evil that comes from Outer Tilog and what does Thanatos do? he begins a relationship with our most hated of enemies! It's disgraceful!"


We couldn't agree more with the man in question! We would have asked the man his name, but at that point Lord Sera bludgeoned him with what appeared to be a 5 minute old severed head. When we approached Sera for a comment all we got was a disconcerting laugh and the sound of another of Sera's victims in the ensuing riot. Now were off to join in before we miss out on anymore of the fun!