The Giblot Gestapo Gazette/Issue 8

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Issue 08 Setting New Records For Mindless Cruelty! 10 Gold
October Edition

Gazette Back In Business!
By Revan

After the travesty of Kardons employment at the Gazette before his ridiculous move to the Tribune, the staff at the Gazette just could not go on anymore. Ray, Dick and I all decided that we would take a break, relax and get trashed on Rollsovan herbs for a week! And now were back - three weeks later! You've no idea how hard it is to even think when you have Rollsovan herbs in your system. In any case, were pleased that we still managed to out sell the Tribune even though we were all sat getting high on Ganders old herbs for most of the month! Ahh those were Good times indeed!


Goodbye Gander!
By Revan

Some said it was bound to happen eventually. But no-one could have expected that even after we had gutted those traitors that their prophecies would actually come true! Even though Gander had already attacked his brother, Goergyboy the week before, it appeared that Gander would stay with just a warning and a tiny fine for him to chuckle at. However, Gander broke his oath with Goergyboy once again! This time attacking Detinu in his sleep shortly before the monthly Prime Ministerial Elections! Thus Gander was then incarcerated in Giblot prison for a short period before being exiled by Lisa, Grand Justiciar of Giblot. We at the Gazette don't really understand it all to be honest.

I mean, Gander caused havoc in the name of Giblot on a regular basis, he drank blood all the time, he stabbed anyone and everyone just for the hell of it and he spoke to a shard of dagger embedded in his chest. What's not to like about the guy?! In any case, we spoke to one of Gander's closest accomplices in Giblot about the whole thing, Lord Sera Osha.

"Well I'm quite gutted that Gander didn't finish Detinu Detinu off properly to be honest. I've always wondered how aerodynamic Detinu's head would be if I threw it through the air. Of course, Gander was never too interested in Headball. Anyway, I disagree with the establishment completely. As always, Detinu deserved it. He had it coming to him!"

As you can see, another riveting interview from Lord Sera there! But for all his veiled death threats towards Detinu, we do see his point in amongst the bloodlust. Gander should not have been banned for attacking an idiot like Detinu! In any case we don't particularly care about the whole thing. We still have all of Ganders old Underworld Spice contacts. So we'll soldier on regardless!...


Headball Season!
By Dick McNick

That was three weeks, man I must of really been out of it.

Well ladies and gents, tis the season once more. Today we kicked off the season of Headball with an amazing upset. First to start things off, the assigned team to face Team 1 did not show. Well actually the team, known as The Knights of the Phoenix, arrived at the scene ready to play but then were teleported to the Headless OT Tavern. In their place the Necromancers came to the field, with a little over dramatization on Renal's part.

With no arguments the game went on, no one wanted to upset the fans. Renal was the first one out as Ioanna caught an eye from the head Renal made explode, keeping Thanatos in the game. Next Cem takes out Aul, Dante takes out Sam and MGRHA, Than takes out Dante, and then Ioanna catches the head meant for Thanatos again taking out Kenshin and bringing MGRHA back on the field. It was now Goergyboy vs MGRHA, Ioanna, Thanatos, and Cem. Up until this point Goergyboy was just sitting in the corner muttering to himself about equations.

It looked grim for Goergyboy, and pretty good for me. I had placed a 100 gold on team 1 to win. Then undead popped out of the ground near Goergyboy, and one of the biggest upsets ever happened. The undead threw their own heads and took out all but Thanatos. Thanatos took a shot at Goergyboy, but an undead took the hit. Then two undead grab Thanatos and hold him while Goergyboy walks up and beams a head into Thanatos' gut. The Necromancers won the game, and I lost my money. That always seems to be the case. Next week, lotto numbers.