| By Revan
Recently a new phenomenon has been sweeping through Giblot faster than a particularly bad bout of the Black Plague! Everyones taking it up, even the nobles themselves are getting involved personally in this new sport! It all stems from recent border clashes with hostile forces. Citizens and troop leaders alike have found that the decapitated heads of these said aggressors make for a wonderful football! Many a game of 'headball' as it is being referred to, has taken place throughout Giblot. Local Giblot toystore manager said that he would have to stop stocking footballs at this rate as there is just a 'chronic, lack of demand for footballs at this time.' This reporter has been told that apparently the heads travel better through the air than footballs, although it must be reported that visits to healers have now risen sevenfold thanks to this dangerous and daring new sport!
When asked, one healer said of the current trend 'I could buy myself a whole region at this rate!'The rumours say that if acts of war cease then the supplies will dry up, thus destroying this wonderful new sport before it has even begun! Several local underworld leaders however have declared that they 'will' be able to keep supplies up 'should such a shortage occur.'
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The Giblot Gestapo Gazette
