The Giblot Gestapo Gazette/GWR Campaign Issue

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Special Issue Gander Was Right! 15 Gold
August Campaign Edition


The 'Gander Was Right!' Campaign

Two days ago Gander tried to Murder his brother in cold blood! Here we try to dispell the illusion that this was wrong and we tell you that - Gander Was Right!


We hope that once you have finished reading this, that you are much more biased in Ganders favour than when you came - that or you come and complain and meet our newest recruit in the Complaints Deparment! Which happens to be a Savage, Large and Bloodthirsty Wolf! - Just a word of warning.



Evidence


  • Gander admitted that he attempted to Assassinate his Brother.
    • But we all know he is Criminally Insane! Give him a break! We are sure you would all do the same if your family members were like his Weak and Pure Hearted Brother!
  • His brother was running for his life away from an Assassin at the time
    • Purely Circumstantial! Don't let the authorities fool you into thinking that this means anything!
  • Gander was in the Same Region as his Brother
    • He tripped and fell on that Dagger!
  • Gander Undermined the War Effort
    • His brother couldn't fight anyway! Gander just made certain he couldn't fight for longer
  • Gander Broke Laws
    • Pff, I suppose no-ones ever done that before!


As you can see. All the Evidence has no bearing on the case at all! There is just not enough evidence to back up the crime! Theyre just trying to pin it on Gander. He is being made a scapegoat all because Goergyboy tripped and fell and cant remember what happened...honest!

How You Can Help Gander



We want you, the loyal reader, to help change Ganders potential fate. Gander should not be punished for a crime he did not/needed too commit! It is blatantly obvious that this is all a big conspiracy against him! Here are a few ways you can help Gander!

  • Send us Donations!
    • Send all of your Bonds to us at the Giblot Gestapo Gazette! We will err make sure that Gander sees some-umm-we mean all, of these funds!
  • Maim Ganders Brother Yourself!
    • Try not to kill him or gander might kill you for doing his job for him. Wait! Did we say that? Obviously Gander would kill you in vengeance for thew death of his brother! Yeh! Remember send us your Bonds!
  • Heckle the Nobility!
    • You've seen all of the Nobility in action already! Publicly denouncing Ganders Actions! Don't have any of it! Throw rotten fruit and rusty knives at these people! Shout at them and make them shut up! Anything to stop them uttering things against Ganders name!
  • Help Expand our HQ
    • If you come and work on expanding our HQ for free, Gander will be pleased! Okay so he may not know about the Campaign yet, and he may never know! But it will be helping, honest. With a bigger HQ there is more room to relax and store the Gold you all send in to us! Send it now! before it's too late!

Last but not Least, Remember: -


Gander Didn't Do It!

And if he Did He was Probably Right to do so!

Thanks for Supporting Our Campaign!



Disclaimer: Okay so Gander may have Done it, But don't hold that against him! Were just looking at all the Options! We're sure he meant well! Look, just Send us your Bonds! Before it's too late! If you still think it was Gander, well all we can say is that, he did the Right thing!
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