Outer Tilog (Realm)/Peasant Bowling

Press Release
Outer Tilog Ministry of Entertainment and Tourism
For Immediate Release

Who needs tournaments?

Any troop leader with two feet and both hands intact can whack some other inbred high-born pansy over the head with a sword. Aren't you ready for a real challenge?

Come to Outer Tilog and join the Annual Peasant Bowling Tournament!

The hillsides around our fair city have been extensively manicured by our armies of slave laborers to provide the ideal conditions for striking down legions of those lazy peasants.

Space is now available for both individuals and teams. Register today and get a free limited edition genuine peasant-skin bowling shirt!

Bring your own peasants, or for a small fee, use Outer Tilog's supremely submissive peons. If you are a commoner, enjoy the specatacle of this magnificent sport front and center. We have space reserved just for you right in the heart of the action where you won't miss a thing.

Missile weapons and pole arms are strictly prohibited. Only regulation barrels of flaming tar will be allowed.

For the truly talented, we offer an experts league where the peasants have not been drugged of shackled. Lord Dethargos is the only known being to have ever thrown a strike in this league (rumor is that the peasants were petrified by the glory of his visage).

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