Exiled Family/Alex/Singing lessons

Alex surveyed his troops... the new, and the old.

"Ok you lot, listen up!" Alex yelled at the men. "I know some of you want battle. IS THAT RIGHT?"

"Yes sir!" shouted back his men.

"OK! Well, I've got news for ya. We aren't moving out for a day or so yet."

A sigh goes up from the troops.

"OI! I have news for you. We are going to be training..."

The troops moan.

"Oh shut up! We are going to be training to sing!" Alex glares at his men. "Any questions?"

One soldier raises his hand.

"Sir...what are we singing?"

Alex grins.

"Well, we have to have a battle song... And so, I've thought of one. It goes like this:

We hate you Perdies, we do! We hate you Perdies, we do! We hate you Perdies, we doo! Oh, Perdies we hate you!

You see, with your horrible voices they won't be able to hold ranks! Altogether now!"

Alex conducts to his men, in this exercise in futility.