Emerald-Studded Scimitar

Type	Weapon
Discovered By	Calvin November
Discovery Date	2020-02-19
Discovery Location	Dark Citadel, Colonies
Abilities	Prestige +3
Current Owner	(unknown)

Well yes, it looks terribly fancy from a distance, but it does a simply deplorable job at spreading soft cheese. It's all these silly bumpy bits. The whole blade is covered with 'em. Most are green emeralds, but there are a few reds, some blues, some oranges... no, wait, that's probably marmalade. Kind of a mess really.