In an attempt to invest in the Norlandic youth and the Yeti childlings, the MHC began a military reshuffle and the recruitment of young Viking pups into its midst. The result of this was Marshal Aric being replaced with the capable, young Valak The Viking, and Valak being replaced as Second In command by the promising young noble Claid Roderick.
"Young and aspiring Viking Norlanders!
Now is your chance to shine! We in the MHC are bored of each others company and we are looking for some fresh blood, to victimise and distract ourselves with. Should you want to become a servant to the Norlandic Military High Command ask yourself this, do you have any of these qualities?
-Able to think of on your feet, without getting your feet mixed up with other peoples feet
-Able to differentiate me, Xaphan from a common house peasant
-Capable at creating stereotypes for enemies
-More than willing to be the butt of so many poorly thought out jokes
-See the above?
-Please specify?
-If you can read this then your overqualified
-Congratulations you've got the job
-Your fired, shoulda turn up to my office sooner."
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