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*Beards are a '''must''' for devout followers of '''Da Way''' (including women). Shaving is forbidden. '''Da Hairy One''' would never shave his beard, so neither must his followers. A goat without a beard is a disgrace. | *Beards are a '''must''' for devout followers of '''Da Way''' (including women). Shaving is forbidden. '''Da Hairy One''' would never shave his beard, so neither must his followers. A goat without a beard is a disgrace. | ||
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Revision as of 05:40, 14 December 2005
The Pillars of Da Way (also known as "Da Goat's Legs")
- Using soap is heresy; it hides a person's true odor like a mask hides a person's true identity. Plus, it tastes really bad.
- Shiny metals & armors are like a peacock's feathers; they only serve to display your own conceit and vanity. Worn, beaten and rusty metals are prized by us; they have endured many trials and have been steadfast companions.
- Ales & other such drinks are highly prized for their inebriating properties. They put you in a similar state of mind with Da Great Goat and should be enjoyed often and in as large a quantity as possible.
- Dresses/robes/kilts are the only acceptable forms of clothing. Da Great One has no need of pants, and neither do his followers.
- Beards are a must for devout followers of Da Way (including women). Shaving is forbidden. Da Hairy One would never shave his beard, so neither must his followers. A goat without a beard is a disgrace.
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