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| + | If you have any major news to report to us here at the Giblot Gestapo Gazette, and you don't feel an uncontrollable urge to get yourself murdered by attempting to enter our HQ, then please contact one of the following people with your story. They won't bite. Although, just to be on the safe side, we don't recommend talking too loudly near Revan. Or sounding Happy. Or doing anything much at all near Revan actually.. | ||
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| − | Our Previous Newspaper Issues can be found in the Dark and Gloomy Cellar underneath our HQ. Please ignore the bloodied floor and various torture devices. We have also been ordered by the Giblot City Council that we must apparently, "warn you all" of the dangers of attempting to purchase back issues from us for their previous, 'generous' prices. All we have to say to you about that is that those torture racks down in the basement are not just in there because they look good... | + | Our Previous Newspaper Issues can be found in the Dark and Gloomy Cellar underneath our HQ. Please ignore the bloodied floor and walls, oh and the various torture devices. We have also been ordered by the Giblot City Council that we must apparently, "warn you all" of the dangers of attempting to purchase back issues from us for their previous, 'generous' prices. All we have to say to you about that is that those torture racks down in the basement are not just in there because they look good... |
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Revision as of 00:23, 6 August 2005
 The Giblot Gestapo Gazette
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| The Very Best in Completely Biased Reporting! | ||
The GGG HQ is based in Giblot City. Due to recent Security problems, any and all persons attempting to enter the HQ will be terminated. We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause. If you urgently need to contact a member of the GGG team, we recommend you go sacrifice a goat and hope for the best. Thank you for your time.
Copies of the Latest Edition of the Giblot Gestapo Gazette can be bought Here.
Staff Roster
If you have any major news to report to us here at the Giblot Gestapo Gazette, and you don't feel an uncontrollable urge to get yourself murdered by attempting to enter our HQ, then please contact one of the following people with your story. They won't bite. Although, just to be on the safe side, we don't recommend talking too loudly near Revan. Or sounding Happy. Or doing anything much at all near Revan actually..
- Chief Editor
- Revan
- Reporters
- Revan
- Dick McNick - Private Eye
Archive
Our Previous Newspaper Issues can be found in the Dark and Gloomy Cellar underneath our HQ. Please ignore the bloodied floor and walls, oh and the various torture devices. We have also been ordered by the Giblot City Council that we must apparently, "warn you all" of the dangers of attempting to purchase back issues from us for their previous, 'generous' prices. All we have to say to you about that is that those torture racks down in the basement are not just in there because they look good...
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