The Elven Tribune/October 2010

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http://wiki.battlemaster.org/images/DragonOrb.gif The Elven Tribune
Free Circulation Editor: Sanford Pirelus Issues: 22
News and Events from the great Elven Realm of Sirion on the East Continent!

DISCLOSURE
All articles written in the Elven Tribune are NOT necessarily the views of the Sirion government. They are the editor's opinions and veiws. If you seek more information regarding certain policies, please contact the Prime Minister of Sirion for official answers.

CURRENT AFFAIRS

Elven Census

A quick unofficial census puts the elven population in the realm of Sirion at around 240,000 elves. - Sanford

Fontan is suffering

A series of brutal defeats have left the realm of Fontan struggling. General Ryu neatly cut the realm of Fontan in two by taking over its center regions, causing regions like Al Amarah to starve. Seemingly desperate, Fontan nobles have asked their families to invest in the region, but this was quickly taken advantage by Sirion forces. The looting of Fontan gold has just filled Sirion's war coffers. - Sanford


Corrections

We don't usually comment on other magazines, but this one is so factually wrong that we felt it was best to correct their mistakes:

  • There have been no protests in Sirion city.
  • Sirion Council has not made any public safety announcements.
  • The water supply has not been poisoned.
  • The elven population is doing just fine.
  • The whole of Sirion is not in mourning.
  • People are not holding vigils.
  • Condolences have not been sent all across the East Continent.