The Elven Tribune/Issue 12

http://wiki.battlemaster.org/images/Image-DragonOrb.jpg The Elven Tribune Price: Free Circulation Printed in Sirion City Primary Editors: Doc Primus & Adrian Carstenspace Issue No. 12 Early November 2006 ===Elven Tribune=== News and Events from the great Elven Realm of Sirion on the East Continent Price: Free Circulation Printed In Sirion City DISCLOSURE All articles written in the Elven Tribune are NOT necessarily the views of the Sirion government. They are the editor's opinions and veiws. If you seek more information regarding certain policies, please contact the Prime Minister of Sirion for official answers. CURRENT AFFAIRS Tournament looks...HUGE!!! Over 200 nobles are gathering in Sirion, and several of them flockings towards my Mansion built in the outskirts of our Capital, built overlooking the beautiful River. The gates are open for all that wish to enjoy a good discussion of politics, culture and anything else they have on their mind. I have provided all my guests with several herbs, roots, mushrooms, teas, alcoholic beverages and treats from the Doughnut Shop I built in Oligarch City. Everything has been carefully picked by my servants and I, and inspected for quality. Rest assured that all will have a memorable experience...and be close to regions sacred and precious to Sirion, as no foriegners have ever set foot in numerous sacred groves..so enjoy that which you do not see grow. Please do not eat more than you can chew, do not drink more than you can swallow...and for heaven's sake...do not smoke more than you can breathe...unfortunately, a stray Dog wandered into one of the rooms (The one with the Massive Peace Bong) and fell over dead, heart stopped cold...from the smoke in the room. Please avoid the room with the Large Red Doors, only older folk such as myself that have properly trained in the ways and can openly engage with the spirits are allowed there. If your body and mind are weak, you will not leave this room...please...I have enough spirits keeping me company here without needing to add another. Enjoy any other room...only one room will be locked, of course, and that is my personal bedroom...but all other rooms are open. Have a great time, and please do not harass the guards checking-in your weapons...they are only doing their job: Making sure the guests are safe while tipsy, or whatever else. -Doc Sirion Tournament is a World Record!!! With 277 nobles coming in to celebrate the good times on the East Island, the Sirion Republic was fortunate enough to host the World's largest tournament yet. Hurrah for the East Island! Congratulations to the winners. With swords Kokanee from Perdan beat San from Itorunt for the 1st place title. With the Jousting, Sparky from Light of Fountain beat Melkor from Sirion 2 to 1 for the Big Prize. I myself find that losing skills with age is quite annoying...but a reality. I certainly don't have the stamina I had when I was 40, now in my late 50s...bloody shame too haha! -Doc Perdan's Tournament looks Fabulous!! I--by an odd turn of events--find myself at the tournament grounds...right now! I was sitting atop of my horse, and fell asleep...I had orders to report some vital information to our Prime Minister next tick...and instead of doing that, I ended up at the Tourney...it appears that my horse followed a grand multitude of people heading towards the tournament. When I woke up, I was halfway to the event, and surrounded by multitudes of caravans and people on foot! I couldn't get out...so here I am, riding the flow...I had every intention to go to the Tournament, but not so suddenly...I guess I'll have more time to report on this event afterall. -Doc

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