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==Quotes from #battlemaster @ quakenet==
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=== July 20, 2010 ===
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<pre>[11:12] <+Lauren> time to go beat up my boyfriend
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[11:12] <+Kitanali> >.>
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[11:12] * +Kitanali wonders if she should hand Lauren the baseball bat, or the squeaky bat.
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[11:12] <+Miriam_office> say a big thank you for him again
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[11:13] <+Lauren> hah.... i will... sometime when i'm not so irritated with him
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[11:14] <+Lauren> he should have been up like 2 hours ago...i've tried to wake him up multiple times.. and i've expressed my irritation already -_-
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[11:14] <+Indirik> I would imagine that, if you get creative, you can think of some ways that will surely wake him up
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[11:15] * +Kitanali votes for throwing ice packs at him. :D
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[11:15] <+Lauren> i've thought about throwing stuff at him.. but that seems somewhat uncharacteristic for me
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[11:15] <+Miriam_office> water
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[11:15] <+Miriam_office> :p
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[11:15] <+Lauren> anyway... time to go get angry
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[11:16] <+Miriam_office> dont be Lauren, is not worthy
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[11:16] <+Indirik> Don't get angry, get sexy.
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[11:16] <+Lauren> lol
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[11:17] <+Lauren> it's not worth it, or he's not worth it XD</pre>
  
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== Quotes from #battlemaster @ quakenet ==
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===April 1st 2010===
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<pre>[00:28] <}Kai{> wait is that the real tom?
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[00:28] <}Kai{> nah, can't be
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[00:28] <}Kai{> it's april fools
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[00:28] <_Tom_> No, never. I just pretend to be me on the Internet.</pre>
  
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===January 2008===
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===January 2010===
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<pre>[14:44] <+VinnieThePooh> sting
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<pre>* +Stabbity kicks the door in and hugtackles Lauren
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[14:44] <VinnieTheDark> uh
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* +Andrew^ averts his eyes from this awkward scene
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[14:44] <VinnieTheDark> stop stealing my nickname
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* +Lauren is hugtackled
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[14:44] <Baraedor> VinnieThePooh ftw
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* +Andrew^ sits down on Lauren's sofa and watches television, eating her food.
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[14:44] <Baraedor> !
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* +Stabbity sprawls out on Lauren's bed
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[14:44] Fi|in is now known as VinnieTheWood
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* +Andrew^ changes all the radio presets on lauren's stereo and car stereo.
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[14:45] Baraedor is now known as VinnieTheSquirr
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* +Andrew^ leaves the fridge open
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[14:45] <VinnieTheSquirr> damn
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* +Stabbity leaves his dirty laundry all over the room
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[14:45] VinnieTheSquirr is now known as VinnieTheKoala
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* +Andrew^ thinks its awkward that stabbity took his clothes off, but ignores this..
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[14:47] L sets mode: +o VinnieTheDark
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* +Stabbity doesn't wash his dishes
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[14:47] <VinnieThePooh> oh-oh :)
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* +Stabbity clogs the sink
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[14:48] VinnieTheDark sets mode: +ib #battlemaster!*@*
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* +Andrew^ plays baseball in the house and breaks 2 lamps and a window
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[14:48] <VinnieTheDark> arrrgh
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* +Lauren moves out
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[14:48] <VinnieTheWood> Arrrrrg
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* +Andrew^ follows
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[14:48] <VinnieTheKoala> Arrrrrg
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* +Stabbity does too
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[14:49] VinnieTheDark sets mode: +b Vinnie*!*@*
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* +Andrew^ hopes Justin put clothes on first
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[14:49] <VinnieTheDark> ha
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<+Stabbity> we're preparing you for college life Lauren
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[14:50] VinnieTheWood (~chatzilla@202.71.142.34) has left #battlemaster
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* +Lauren (~Lauren@99-28-15-122.lightspeed.iplsin.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Signed off)
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[14:50] V|nnieTheDark (~chatzilla@202.71.142.34) has joined #battlemaster
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<+Andrew^> She's not ready.</pre>
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[14:50] <VinnieThePooh> Someone care to translate what Vinnie is doing? I don't speak IRC :P
 
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[14:51] VinnieTheKoala (~Baraedor@client-86-27-164-89.popl.adsl.virgin.net) has left #battlemaster
 
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[14:51] Vinn1etheKoala (~Baraedor@client-86-27-164-89.popl.adsl.virgin.net) has joined #battlemaster
 
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[14:51] <Hoensbroeck> VinnieTheDark is trying to protect his nickname;) so that others can't use 'Vinnie-something'
 
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[14:51] VinnieThePooh is now known as PrincessVinnie
 
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[14:51] <PrincessVinnie> ?
 
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[14:51] <Vinn1etheKoala> ?
 
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[14:51] VinnieTheDark sets mode: -b+b Vinnie*!*@* *Vinnie*!*@*
 
  
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===March 2010===
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<i>March 18, 2010</i>
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<pre>[20:28] <Prat> I mean, what?
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[20:28] <Prat> xD
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[20:28] <Vita> haha
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[20:29] <Vita> I think I'd prefer that to what you may not have originally mewant
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[20:29] <Vita> if they are both jerking off, it at least means they are getting along.
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[20:29] <Vita> despite the...awkwardness of the getting along.
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[20:29] <Prat> Well you hope so :p
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[20:29] <Prat> maybe getting along a little too well
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[20:29] * Octavius has joined #battlemaster
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[20:29] * Q sets mode: +v Octavius
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[20:29] <Vita> well, what else would happen
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[20:29] <Vita> masturbing towawrds each other?
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[20:29] <Vita> to fight
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[20:29] <Vita> "I'll cum on you before you cum on me!"
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[20:30] <Prat> honestly if a cop pulls someone over and starts masturbating with them, i probably have even less confidence in that cop than if they're just jerks and wave their gun around or something
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[20:30] <Prat> between waving their gun and waving their penis, i''ll take the gun
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[20:30] <Vita> this is going to be quoteworthy an\drew
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[20:30] <Prat> :p
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[20:30] <Vita> and you['ll yet again want the topic to be open
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[20:30] <Vita> but
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[20:30] * Vita would rather take the penis.
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[20:30] * Prat whines a little about not being able to put that in the topic
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[20:31] <Octavius> clearly i chose the wrong time to join the channel
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[20:31] <Octavius> bye
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[20:31] <Vita> you could put it in Quotes, but I'll make damn sure its in context.
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[20:31] <Octavius> :p
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[20:31] * Octavius has quit IRC (Signed off�)
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[20:31] <Vita> http://wiki.battlemaster.org/wiki/IRC/Quotes
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[20:31] <Prat> I guess if its just waving around, I'd take the gun, but if it comes down to firing at me, I'd have to go with the penis, though only because its the lesser of the 2 evils</pre>
  
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[11:16] <Ragnell> hi Peny
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==Archived Quotes==
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[11:17] VinnieTheDark (~Vinnie@kotnet-147.kulnet.kuleuven.be) has joined #battlemaster
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*[[/2006/]]
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[11:17] <VinnieTheDark> hm
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*[[/2007/]]
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[11:17] <VinnieTheDark> was a little hard to join
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*[[/2008/]]
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[11:17] <VinnieTheDark> with having my own nickname banned and all
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*[[/2009/]]
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[11:18] <Esorp> Your nicjname was banned?
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*[[/Falasan|Falasan Quotes]]
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*[[/Dev|Dev Channel Quotes]]
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[11:27] <Real-e-three> Vinnie banned his own nick :P
 
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[11:27] <Real-e-three> Hi Ragnell :)
 
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[11:27] <Real-e-three> Yesterday 3 of us changed our nicks to VinnieThe*
 
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[11:27] <Real-e-three> And so...
 
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[11:27] Real-e-three is now known as Peny
 
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[11:28] <Peny> Was fun :D
 
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[11:28] <Esorp> lol
 
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[11:28] Ragnell is now known as VinnieTheJerk
 
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[11:28] <Esorp> I saw someone called VinnieThePooh
 
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[11:29] <Peny> That's me :)
 
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[11:29] <Esorp> :D
 
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[11:29] <Peny> I do that when Vinnie is online :)
 
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[11:29] <Peny> Oh
 
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[11:29] Peny is now known as VinnieThePooh
 
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[11:29] <VinnieTheJerk> :-P
 
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[11:29] <VinnieThePooh> He's online :P
 
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[11:29] <Esorp> This is tempting.</pre>
 
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<pre>[13:13] <Kai> moo
 
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[13:17] Peny pets the cow
 
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[13:20] m2rt milks the cow
 
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[13:24] m2rt is now known as Esorp
 
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[13:24] Esorp f*cks the cow
 
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[13:24] Esorp is now known as m2rt
 
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[13:24] Peny grabs a big butcher-knife
 
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[13:24] Peny is now known as Cow_Butcher
 
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[13:24] Cow_Butcher stabs
 
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[13:24] Cow_Butcher stabs again
 
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[13:24] Silverhawk starts the fire on a BBQ
 
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[13:25] Cow_Butcher is now known as Cow_
 
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[13:25] Cow_ dies
 
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[13:25] m2rt brings the ketchup :P
 
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[13:25] Cow_ is BBQ-d
 
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[13:25] Cow_ is now known as Peny
 
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[13:25] Silverhawk grabs a plate and cuts of a piece for m2rt
 
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[13:26] m2rt takes the piece and thanks Silverhawk
 
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[13:26] <Peny> Milk, anyone?
 
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[13:26] m2rt enjoys the fine meat
 
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[13:27] <Peny> Kai-aw tastes good
 
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[13:43] <Peny> Aw, was someone here yesterday when Vinnie banned his own nick?
 
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[13:43] <Peny> I need a log of that :P</pre>
 
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<pre><Andrasta>      :.:.:.:.:.:
 
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<Andrasta>      you will never take the ramparts!
 
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<Andrasta>      i fart in your general direction
 
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<Veritek>      \_/------/|==|\  (catapult)
 
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<Veritek>      O (big boulder)
 
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<Veritek>      :.:... . . . ...:.:.: (what's left of your castle walls)
 
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<Ragnell>      hmmm
 
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<Andrasta>      damn you!
 
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Andrasta retreats to the keep
 
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Ragnell builds the stupid pillow wall again.
 
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<Andrasta>      an ally!
 
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<Andrasta>      now you are doomed, Veritek!
 
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<Andrasta>      sally forth, brave warriors, and crush thine enemies!
 
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<Veritek>      .| .| .| .| .| .| .| .| (my pikemen of DOOOM!)
 
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<Andrasta>      0|0|0|0|0|0| (shield wall!)
 
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<Veritek>      ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ (my crows that will feast on your bodies!)
 
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<Veritek>      >>>=====> (Ballista bolts to scatter your shield wall)
 
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<Andrasta>      |) -> ^-^ (archers picking off the crows)
 
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<Ragnell>      O-}-< (sleeping Raggy)
 
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<Andrasta>      drats, my ally is defeated!
 
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<Veritek>      <,,_,,)--- (Mice to scare your soldiers)
 
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<Andrasta>      \o/ \o/ \o/ (surrendering troops)
 
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<Andrasta>      |||||) (||||| (opened gates)
 
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<Veritek>      o/ \o (victorious troops giving high 5s)</pre>
 
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===November 2007===
 
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<Ragnell> it just sucks when a professor claims I'm better than my peers. <br>
 
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<^ban^> thank him for the compliment<br>
 
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<Veritek> Was he looking at your face when he said it, or your chest?<br>
 
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<Alanna_at_Work> Ragnell, it's fine to accept that you have superior intellect to those around you—as long as you also accept the possibility that you're wrong<br>
 
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<Alanna_at_Work> you're only being an arrogant jerk if you actually brag about it<br>
 
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<Alanna_at_Work> or otherwise rub other people's faces in it<br>
 
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<Ragnell> Veritek, I have superior boobs.  I know that. <br>
 
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<Alanna_at_Work> I mean, I'm way smarter than all you poor sods here, but you don't see me lording it over you do you?<br>
 
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<Alanna_at_Work> ...err, wait--<br>
 
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<Veritek> Ragnell: Will you rub your superiority in my face?<br>
 
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===October 2007===
 
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[12:51] <Nemrus> hmm... Exile, I cast that wololo spell in Thormegor and it revolted<br>
 
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[12:51] <Nemrus> WTF<br>
 
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[12:51] <Nemrus> i mean WTHell<br>
 
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[12:51] <Nemrus> sigh<br>
 
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=== August 2007 ===
 
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[16:32] <Veritek> Rule #34 of the Internet: If you can imagine it, there is porn of it.<br>
 
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[16:38] <Alanna_at_Work> Veritek, rule #35 of the internet: if you can't imagine it, there is *still* porn of it<br>
 
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[16:39] <LilWolf> Squid porn with chocolate pudding ftw!<br>
 
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=== April 2006 ===
 
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20:45:37 <+Tokanan> LilWolf I think we are taking over the head of Ragnell
 
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20:45:55 <+Ragnell> yes you are.
 
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20:46:45 <+LilWolf> I hope it's a friendly one and not a brutal one. Though we could go looting then :p
 
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20:47:06 <+Tokanan> *talking
 
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20:47:13 <+LilWolf> Oh..
 
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[16:19] * _Yavanna_ is about to slap Nightwish with everything she finds infront of her
 
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[16:19] * _Yavanna_ slaps Nightwish with Peakki
 
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[16:19] <Nightwish> I always have that effect on women ;)
 
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[16:20] <_Yavanna_> they slap you with peakki??
 
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[16:20] * Peakki hates that
 
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=== Prior to April 7th ===
 
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[17:02] <+Tokanan> One of the things I have learned about TOM is he is like a bear
 
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[17:02] <+VinnieTheDark> lol
 
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[17:02] <+Tokanan> Big floffy and warm
 
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[17:03] <+Tokanan> but has sharp teeth and claws and a short temper
 
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[17:03] <+Tokanan> especially when it feels it is being pushed into a corner
 
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[17:03] <+Tokanan> and then it is to large and powerfull to wresle with
 
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05/11/21 14:50:15 <Ragnell> but compared to other countries, I think I can claim Mexico was never at war with another country<br>
 
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05/11/21 14:50:21 <Lorgan> mexico was ally in WWII wasn't it?<br>
 
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05/11/21 14:50:25 <Lorgan> well<br>
 
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05/11/21 14:50:25 <MarcJ> Umm... Santa Anna<br>
 
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05/11/21 14:50:28 <Ragnell> yeah, we had allies but we sort of never have had sufficient CS<br>
 
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20:41:29 < Ragnell> and I am monogamous
 
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20:41:31 < Ragnell> and monoamorous
 
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20:41:45 <+Alanna_at_Work> but not monosyllabic
 
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20:41:56 <+Alanna_at_Work> nor monoglot
 
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20:41:56 <+AjAxed> lol
 
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20:42:28 <+Alanna_at_Work> nor (I would expect) monochrome
 
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20:43:50 <+VinnieTheDark> what on earth
 
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20:43:53 <+VinnieTheDark> a lot of mono words
 
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20:44:36 <+VinnieTheDark> and I thought we were living in a time were everyone had Stero sound!
 
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20:44:44 <+VinnieTheDark> (everyone should smile at such an overly silly joke.)
 
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20:44:52 <+Alanna_at_Work> well, I'm certainly not monoaural ;-)
 
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20:46:08 <+AjAxed> lol
 
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20:46:52 <+AjAxed> this conversation is becoming "mono"tonic
 
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20:47:01 < Ragnell> I am monochromatic, btw
 
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20:47:03 < Ragnell> I'm all brown
 
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20:47:16 <+Alanna_at_Work> all the same colour of brown?
 
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20:47:24 < Ragnell> similar
 
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20:47:37 <+AjAxed> lol!! What a question =))
 
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20:47:49 < Ragnell> no,
 
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20:47:51 < Ragnell> I am brown
 
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20:48:08 <+Alanna_at_Work> well, if you're not all the same colour of brown, you're not truly monochromatic
 
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20:48:13 < Ragnell> enough to still be called brown.
 
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20:48:41 <+Alanna_at_Work> and just being similar enough to be called "brown" all over, I think, isn't really quite good enough
 
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20:48:59 < Ragnell> lol
 
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20:49:21 < Ragnell> no, it is not the same color of brown
 
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20:49:29 < Ragnell> my eyes and hair are the same brown brown
 
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20:49:33 < Ragnell> my skin is only brown-ish
 
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20:49:38 < Ragnell> and my nails are pink
 
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20:49:44 < Ragnell> and my teeth are white
 
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20:49:47 <+VinnieTheDark> :D
 
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20:49:52 < Ragnell> so no, I am not monochromatic after all
 
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20:50:04 <+Alanna_at_Work> then you're polysyllabic, polyglot, and polychromatic
 
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20:50:15 < Ragnell> I am still not polyamorous
 
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20:50:21 <+LilWolf> That has to be one of weirdest discussion ever held in this channel..
 
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[20:01] Nosferatus: Invisibility is the Unknown, However everything visible doesn't excist
 
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[20:01] Nosferatus: that one keeps cracking my brain
 
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[20:02] Sparky-king: I disagree
 
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[20:02] Nosferatus: haha
 
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[20:02] Nosferatus: you cant
 
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[20:03] Nosferatus: it's philosophy
 
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[20:03] VinnieTheDark: ^^
 
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[20:52] Sparky-king: we're teaming with caligus
 
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[20:52] Sparky-king: and have to put akesh temple and sir temple under heavy guard
 
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[20:53] *** Weylyn has left #Battlemaster.
 
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[20:54] Bisshop: lol sparky
 
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[20:54] Bisshop: Im ruler and i dont know any of these plans
 
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[20:55] Sparky-king: well
 
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[20:56] Sparky-king: I am marquis and I talk to lycastus a lot
 
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[20:57] Bisshop: lol
 
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[21:08] Ragnell: I am queen and I talk to no one
 
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[21:11] qp-moon: ^^
 

Latest revision as of 17:30, 20 July 2010

Quotes from #battlemaster @ quakenet

July 20, 2010

[11:12] <+Lauren> time to go beat up my boyfriend
[11:12] <+Kitanali> >.>
[11:12] * +Kitanali wonders if she should hand Lauren the baseball bat, or the squeaky bat.
[11:12] <+Miriam_office> say a big thank you for him again
[11:13] <+Lauren> hah.... i will... sometime when i'm not so irritated with him
[11:14] <+Lauren> he should have been up like 2 hours ago...i've tried to wake him up multiple times.. and i've expressed my irritation already -_-
[11:14] <+Indirik> I would imagine that, if you get creative, you can think of some ways that will surely wake him up
[11:15] * +Kitanali votes for throwing ice packs at him. :D
[11:15] <+Lauren> i've thought about throwing stuff at him.. but that seems somewhat uncharacteristic for me
[11:15] <+Miriam_office> water
[11:15] <+Miriam_office> :p
[11:15] <+Lauren> anyway... time to go get angry
[11:16] <+Miriam_office> dont be Lauren, is not worthy
[11:16] <+Indirik> Don't get angry, get sexy.
[11:16] <+Lauren> lol
[11:17] <+Lauren> it's not worth it, or he's not worth it XD

April 1st 2010

[00:28] <}Kai{> wait is that the real tom?
[00:28]	<}Kai{>	nah, can't be
[00:28]	<}Kai{>	it's april fools
[00:28]	<_Tom_>	No, never. I just pretend to be me on the Internet.

January 2010

* +Stabbity kicks the door in and hugtackles Lauren
* +Andrew^ averts his eyes from this awkward scene
* +Lauren is hugtackled
* +Andrew^ sits down on Lauren's sofa and watches television, eating her food.
* +Stabbity sprawls out on Lauren's bed
* +Andrew^ changes all the radio presets on lauren's stereo and car stereo.
* +Andrew^ leaves the fridge open
* +Stabbity leaves his dirty laundry all over the room
* +Andrew^ thinks its awkward that stabbity took his clothes off, but ignores this..
* +Stabbity doesn't wash his dishes
* +Stabbity clogs the sink
* +Andrew^ plays baseball in the house and breaks 2 lamps and a window
* +Lauren moves out
* +Andrew^ follows
* +Stabbity does too
* +Andrew^ hopes Justin put clothes on first
<+Stabbity> we're preparing you for college life Lauren
* +Lauren (~Lauren@99-28-15-122.lightspeed.iplsin.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Signed off)
<+Andrew^> She's not ready.

March 2010

March 18, 2010 

[20:28] <Prat> I mean, what?
[20:28] <Prat> xD
[20:28] <Vita> haha
[20:29] <Vita> I think I'd prefer that to what you may not have originally mewant
[20:29] <Vita> if they are both jerking off, it at least means they are getting along.
[20:29] <Vita> despite the...awkwardness of the getting along.
[20:29] <Prat> Well you hope so :p
[20:29] <Prat> maybe getting along a little too well
[20:29] * Octavius has joined #battlemaster
[20:29] * Q sets mode: +v Octavius
[20:29] <Vita> well, what else would happen
[20:29] <Vita> masturbing towawrds each other?
[20:29] <Vita> to fight
[20:29] <Vita> "I'll cum on you before you cum on me!"
[20:30] <Prat> honestly if a cop pulls someone over and starts masturbating with them, i probably have even less confidence in that cop than if they're just jerks and wave their gun around or something
[20:30] <Prat> between waving their gun and waving their penis, i''ll take the gun
[20:30] <Vita> this is going to be quoteworthy an\drew
[20:30] <Prat> :p
[20:30] <Vita> and you['ll yet again want the topic to be open
[20:30] <Vita> but
[20:30] * Vita would rather take the penis.
[20:30] * Prat whines a little about not being able to put that in the topic
[20:31] <Octavius> clearly i chose the wrong time to join the channel
[20:31] <Octavius> bye
[20:31] <Vita> you could put it in Quotes, but I'll make damn sure its in context.
[20:31] <Octavius> :p
[20:31] * Octavius has quit IRC (Signed off�)
[20:31] <Vita> http://wiki.battlemaster.org/wiki/IRC/Quotes
[20:31] <Prat> I guess if its just waving around, I'd take the gun, but if it comes down to firing at me, I'd have to go with the penis, though only because its the lesser of the 2 evils

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