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==Quotes from #battlemaster @ quakenet==
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=== July 20, 2010 ===
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<pre>[11:12] <+Lauren> time to go beat up my boyfriend
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[11:12] <+Kitanali> >.>
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[11:12] * +Kitanali wonders if she should hand Lauren the baseball bat, or the squeaky bat.
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[11:12] <+Miriam_office> say a big thank you for him again
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[11:13] <+Lauren> hah.... i will... sometime when i'm not so irritated with him
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[11:14] <+Lauren> he should have been up like 2 hours ago...i've tried to wake him up multiple times.. and i've expressed my irritation already -_-
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[11:14] <+Indirik> I would imagine that, if you get creative, you can think of some ways that will surely wake him up
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[11:15] * +Kitanali votes for throwing ice packs at him. :D
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[11:15] <+Lauren> i've thought about throwing stuff at him.. but that seems somewhat uncharacteristic for me
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[11:15] <+Miriam_office> water
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[11:15] <+Miriam_office> :p
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[11:15] <+Lauren> anyway... time to go get angry
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[11:16] <+Miriam_office> dont be Lauren, is not worthy
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[11:16] <+Indirik> Don't get angry, get sexy.
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[11:16] <+Lauren> lol
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[11:17] <+Lauren> it's not worth it, or he's not worth it XD</pre>
  
== Quotes from #battlemaster @ quakenet ==
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===April 1st 2010===
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<pre>[00:28] <}Kai{> wait is that the real tom?
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[00:28] <}Kai{> nah, can't be
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[00:28] <}Kai{> it's april fools
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[00:28] <_Tom_> No, never. I just pretend to be me on the Internet.</pre>
  
===January 2008===
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===January 2010===
<Veritek> \_/------/|==|\  (catapult)<br>
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<pre>* +Stabbity kicks the door in and hugtackles Lauren
<Veritek> O (big boulder)<br>
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* +Andrew^ averts his eyes from this awkward scene
<Veritek> :.:... . . . ...:.:.: (what's left of your castle walls)<br>
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* +Lauren is hugtackled
<Ragnell> hmmm<br>
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* +Andrew^ sits down on Lauren's sofa and watches television, eating her food.
<Andrasta> damn you!<br>
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* +Stabbity sprawls out on Lauren's bed
<i> Andrasta</i> retreats to the keep<br>
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* +Andrew^ changes all the radio presets on lauren's stereo and car stereo.
<i> Ragnell</i> builds the stupid pillow wall again.<br>
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* +Andrew^ leaves the fridge open
<Andrasta> an ally!<br>
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* +Stabbity leaves his dirty laundry all over the room
<Andrasta> now you are doomed, Veritek!<br>
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* +Andrew^ thinks its awkward that stabbity took his clothes off, but ignores this..
<Andrasta> sally forth, brave warriors, and crush thine enemies!<br>
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* +Stabbity doesn't wash his dishes
<Veritek> .| .| .| .| .| .| .| .| (my pikemen of DOOOM!)<br>
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* +Stabbity clogs the sink
<Andrasta> 0|0|0|0|0|0| (shield wall!)<br>
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* +Andrew^ plays baseball in the house and breaks 2 lamps and a window
<Veritek> ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ (my crows that will feast on your bodies!)<br>
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* +Lauren moves out
<Veritek> >>>=====> (Ballista bolts to scatter your shield wall)<br>
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* +Andrew^ follows
<Andrasta> |) -> ^-^ (archers picking off the crows)<br>
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* +Stabbity does too
<Ragnell> O-}-< (sleeping Raggy)<br>
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* +Andrew^ hopes Justin put clothes on first
<Andrasta> drats, my ally is defeated!<br>
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<+Stabbity> we're preparing you for college life Lauren
<Veritek> <,,_,,)--- (Mice to scare your soldiers)<br>
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* +Lauren (~Lauren@99-28-15-122.lightspeed.iplsin.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Signed off)
<Andrasta> \o/ \o/ \o/ (surrendering troops)<br>
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<+Andrew^> She's not ready.</pre>
<Andrasta> |||||) (||||| (opened gates)<br>
 
<Veritek> o/ \o (victorious troops giving high 5s)<br>
 
  
===November 2007===
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===March 2010===
<Ragnell> it just sucks when a professor claims I'm better than my peers. <br>
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<i>March 18, 2010</i>
<^ban^> thank him for the compliment<br>
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<pre>[20:28] <Prat> I mean, what?
<Veritek> Was he looking at your face when he said it, or your chest?<br>
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[20:28] <Prat> xD
<Alanna_at_Work> Ragnell, it's fine to accept that you have superior intellect to those around you—as long as you also accept the possibility that you're wrong<br>
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[20:28] <Vita> haha
<Alanna_at_Work> you're only being an arrogant jerk if you actually brag about it<br>
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[20:29] <Vita> I think I'd prefer that to what you may not have originally mewant
<Alanna_at_Work> or otherwise rub other people's faces in it<br>
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[20:29] <Vita> if they are both jerking off, it at least means they are getting along.
<Ragnell> Veritek, I have superior boobs.  I know that. <br>
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[20:29] <Vita> despite the...awkwardness of the getting along.
<Alanna_at_Work> I mean, I'm way smarter than all you poor sods here, but you don't see me lording it over you do you?<br>
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[20:29] <Prat> Well you hope so :p
<Alanna_at_Work> ...err, wait--<br>
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[20:29] <Prat> maybe getting along a little too well
<Veritek> Ragnell: Will you rub your superiority in my face?<br>
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[20:29] * Octavius has joined #battlemaster
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[20:29] * Q sets mode: +v Octavius
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[20:29] <Vita> well, what else would happen
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[20:29] <Vita> masturbing towawrds each other?
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[20:29] <Vita> to fight
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[20:29] <Vita> "I'll cum on you before you cum on me!"
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[20:30] <Prat> honestly if a cop pulls someone over and starts masturbating with them, i probably have even less confidence in that cop than if they're just jerks and wave their gun around or something
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[20:30] <Prat> between waving their gun and waving their penis, i''ll take the gun
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[20:30] <Vita> this is going to be quoteworthy an\drew
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[20:30] <Prat> :p
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[20:30] <Vita> and you['ll yet again want the topic to be open
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[20:30] <Vita> but
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[20:30] * Vita would rather take the penis.
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[20:30] * Prat whines a little about not being able to put that in the topic
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[20:31] <Octavius> clearly i chose the wrong time to join the channel
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[20:31] <Octavius> bye
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[20:31] <Vita> you could put it in Quotes, but I'll make damn sure its in context.
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[20:31] <Octavius> :p
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[20:31] * Octavius has quit IRC (Signed off�)
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[20:31] <Vita> http://wiki.battlemaster.org/wiki/IRC/Quotes
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[20:31] <Prat> I guess if its just waving around, I'd take the gun, but if it comes down to firing at me, I'd have to go with the penis, though only because its the lesser of the 2 evils</pre>
  
===October 2007===
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==Archived Quotes==
[12:51] <Nemrus> hmm... Exile, I cast that wololo spell in Thormegor and it revolted<br>
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*[[/2006/]]
[12:51] <Nemrus> WTF<br>
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*[[/2007/]]
[12:51] <Nemrus> i mean WTHell<br>
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*[[/2008/]]
[12:51] <Nemrus> sigh<br>
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*[[/2009/]]
 
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*[[/Falasan|Falasan Quotes]]
=== August 2007 ===
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*[[/Dev|Dev Channel Quotes]]
[16:32] <Veritek> Rule #34 of the Internet: If you can imagine it, there is porn of it.<br>
 
[16:38] <Alanna_at_Work> Veritek, rule #35 of the internet: if you can't imagine it, there is *still* porn of it<br>
 
[16:39] <LilWolf> Squid porn with chocolate pudding ftw!<br>
 
 
 
=== April 2006 ===
 
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20:45:37 <+Tokanan> LilWolf I think we are taking over the head of Ragnell
 
 
 
20:45:55 <+Ragnell> yes you are.
 
 
 
20:46:45 <+LilWolf> I hope it's a friendly one and not a brutal one. Though we could go looting then :p
 
 
 
20:47:06 <+Tokanan> *talking
 
 
 
20:47:13 <+LilWolf> Oh..
 
 
 
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[16:19] * _Yavanna_ is about to slap Nightwish with everything she finds infront of her
 
 
 
[16:19] * _Yavanna_ slaps Nightwish with Peakki
 
 
 
[16:19] <Nightwish> I always have that effect on women ;)
 
 
 
[16:20] <_Yavanna_> they slap you with peakki??
 
 
 
[16:20] * Peakki hates that
 
 
 
 
 
=== Prior to April 7th ===
 
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[17:02] <+Tokanan> One of the things I have learned about TOM is he is like a bear
 
 
 
[17:02] <+VinnieTheDark> lol
 
 
 
[17:02] <+Tokanan> Big floffy and warm
 
 
 
[17:03] <+Tokanan> but has sharp teeth and claws and a short temper
 
 
 
[17:03] <+Tokanan> especially when it feels it is being pushed into a corner
 
 
 
[17:03] <+Tokanan> and then it is to large and powerfull to wresle with
 
 
 
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05/11/21 14:50:15 <Ragnell> but compared to other countries, I think I can claim Mexico was never at war with another country<br>
 
05/11/21 14:50:21 <Lorgan> mexico was ally in WWII wasn't it?<br>
 
05/11/21 14:50:25 <Lorgan> well<br>
 
05/11/21 14:50:25 <MarcJ> Umm... Santa Anna<br>
 
05/11/21 14:50:28 <Ragnell> yeah, we had allies but we sort of never have had sufficient CS<br>
 
 
 
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20:41:29 < Ragnell> and I am monogamous
 
 
 
20:41:31 < Ragnell> and monoamorous
 
 
 
20:41:45 <+Alanna_at_Work> but not monosyllabic
 
 
 
20:41:56 <+Alanna_at_Work> nor monoglot
 
 
 
20:41:56 <+AjAxed> lol
 
 
 
20:42:28 <+Alanna_at_Work> nor (I would expect) monochrome
 
 
 
20:43:50 <+VinnieTheDark> what on earth
 
 
 
20:43:53 <+VinnieTheDark> a lot of mono words
 
 
 
20:44:36 <+VinnieTheDark> and I thought we were living in a time were everyone had Stero sound!
 
 
 
20:44:44 <+VinnieTheDark> (everyone should smile at such an overly silly joke.)
 
 
 
20:44:52 <+Alanna_at_Work> well, I'm certainly not monoaural ;-)
 
 
 
20:46:08 <+AjAxed> lol
 
 
 
20:46:52 <+AjAxed> this conversation is becoming "mono"tonic
 
 
 
20:47:01 < Ragnell> I am monochromatic, btw
 
 
 
20:47:03 < Ragnell> I'm all brown
 
 
 
20:47:16 <+Alanna_at_Work> all the same colour of brown?
 
 
 
20:47:24 < Ragnell> similar
 
 
 
20:47:37 <+AjAxed> lol!! What a question =))
 
 
 
20:47:49 < Ragnell> no,
 
 
 
20:47:51 < Ragnell> I am brown
 
 
 
20:48:08 <+Alanna_at_Work> well, if you're not all the same colour of brown, you're not truly monochromatic
 
 
 
20:48:13 < Ragnell> enough to still be called brown.
 
 
 
20:48:41 <+Alanna_at_Work> and just being similar enough to be called "brown" all over, I think, isn't really quite good enough
 
 
 
20:48:59 < Ragnell> lol
 
 
 
20:49:21 < Ragnell> no, it is not the same color of brown
 
 
 
20:49:29 < Ragnell> my eyes and hair are the same brown brown
 
 
 
20:49:33 < Ragnell> my skin is only brown-ish
 
 
 
20:49:38 < Ragnell> and my nails are pink
 
 
 
20:49:44 < Ragnell> and my teeth are white
 
 
 
20:49:47 <+VinnieTheDark> :D
 
 
 
20:49:52 < Ragnell> so no, I am not monochromatic after all
 
 
 
20:50:04 <+Alanna_at_Work> then you're polysyllabic, polyglot, and polychromatic
 
 
 
20:50:15 < Ragnell> I am still not polyamorous
 
 
 
20:50:21 <+LilWolf> That has to be one of weirdest discussion ever held in this channel..
 
 
 
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[20:01] Nosferatus: Invisibility is the Unknown, However everything visible doesn't excist
 
 
 
[20:01] Nosferatus: that one keeps cracking my brain
 
 
 
[20:02] Sparky-king: I disagree
 
 
 
[20:02] Nosferatus: haha
 
 
 
[20:02] Nosferatus: you cant
 
 
 
[20:03] Nosferatus: it's philosophy
 
 
 
[20:03] VinnieTheDark: ^^
 
 
 
 
 
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[20:52] Sparky-king: we're teaming with caligus
 
 
 
[20:52] Sparky-king: and have to put akesh temple and sir temple under heavy guard
 
 
 
[20:53] *** Weylyn has left #Battlemaster.
 
 
 
[20:54] Bisshop: lol sparky
 
 
 
[20:54] Bisshop: Im ruler and i dont know any of these plans
 
 
 
[20:55] Sparky-king: well
 
 
 
[20:56] Sparky-king: I am marquis and I talk to lycastus a lot
 
 
 
[20:57] Bisshop: lol
 
 
 
[21:08] Ragnell: I am queen and I talk to no one
 
 
 
[21:11] qp-moon: ^^
 

Latest revision as of 17:30, 20 July 2010

Quotes from #battlemaster @ quakenet

July 20, 2010

[11:12] <+Lauren> time to go beat up my boyfriend
[11:12] <+Kitanali> >.>
[11:12] * +Kitanali wonders if she should hand Lauren the baseball bat, or the squeaky bat.
[11:12] <+Miriam_office> say a big thank you for him again
[11:13] <+Lauren> hah.... i will... sometime when i'm not so irritated with him
[11:14] <+Lauren> he should have been up like 2 hours ago...i've tried to wake him up multiple times.. and i've expressed my irritation already -_-
[11:14] <+Indirik> I would imagine that, if you get creative, you can think of some ways that will surely wake him up
[11:15] * +Kitanali votes for throwing ice packs at him. :D
[11:15] <+Lauren> i've thought about throwing stuff at him.. but that seems somewhat uncharacteristic for me
[11:15] <+Miriam_office> water
[11:15] <+Miriam_office> :p
[11:15] <+Lauren> anyway... time to go get angry
[11:16] <+Miriam_office> dont be Lauren, is not worthy
[11:16] <+Indirik> Don't get angry, get sexy.
[11:16] <+Lauren> lol
[11:17] <+Lauren> it's not worth it, or he's not worth it XD

April 1st 2010

[00:28] <}Kai{> wait is that the real tom?
[00:28]	<}Kai{>	nah, can't be
[00:28]	<}Kai{>	it's april fools
[00:28]	<_Tom_>	No, never. I just pretend to be me on the Internet.

January 2010

* +Stabbity kicks the door in and hugtackles Lauren
* +Andrew^ averts his eyes from this awkward scene
* +Lauren is hugtackled
* +Andrew^ sits down on Lauren's sofa and watches television, eating her food.
* +Stabbity sprawls out on Lauren's bed
* +Andrew^ changes all the radio presets on lauren's stereo and car stereo.
* +Andrew^ leaves the fridge open
* +Stabbity leaves his dirty laundry all over the room
* +Andrew^ thinks its awkward that stabbity took his clothes off, but ignores this..
* +Stabbity doesn't wash his dishes
* +Stabbity clogs the sink
* +Andrew^ plays baseball in the house and breaks 2 lamps and a window
* +Lauren moves out
* +Andrew^ follows
* +Stabbity does too
* +Andrew^ hopes Justin put clothes on first
<+Stabbity> we're preparing you for college life Lauren
* +Lauren (~Lauren@99-28-15-122.lightspeed.iplsin.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Signed off)
<+Andrew^> She's not ready.

March 2010

March 18, 2010

[20:28] <Prat> I mean, what?
[20:28] <Prat> xD
[20:28] <Vita> haha
[20:29] <Vita> I think I'd prefer that to what you may not have originally mewant
[20:29] <Vita> if they are both jerking off, it at least means they are getting along.
[20:29] <Vita> despite the...awkwardness of the getting along.
[20:29] <Prat> Well you hope so :p
[20:29] <Prat> maybe getting along a little too well
[20:29] * Octavius has joined #battlemaster
[20:29] * Q sets mode: +v Octavius
[20:29] <Vita> well, what else would happen
[20:29] <Vita> masturbing towawrds each other?
[20:29] <Vita> to fight
[20:29] <Vita> "I'll cum on you before you cum on me!"
[20:30] <Prat> honestly if a cop pulls someone over and starts masturbating with them, i probably have even less confidence in that cop than if they're just jerks and wave their gun around or something
[20:30] <Prat> between waving their gun and waving their penis, i''ll take the gun
[20:30] <Vita> this is going to be quoteworthy an\drew
[20:30] <Prat> :p
[20:30] <Vita> and you['ll yet again want the topic to be open
[20:30] <Vita> but
[20:30] * Vita would rather take the penis.
[20:30] * Prat whines a little about not being able to put that in the topic
[20:31] <Octavius> clearly i chose the wrong time to join the channel
[20:31] <Octavius> bye
[20:31] <Vita> you could put it in Quotes, but I'll make damn sure its in context.
[20:31] <Octavius> :p
[20:31] * Octavius has quit IRC (Signed off�)
[20:31] <Vita> http://wiki.battlemaster.org/wiki/IRC/Quotes
[20:31] <Prat> I guess if its just waving around, I'd take the gun, but if it comes down to firing at me, I'd have to go with the penis, though only because its the lesser of the 2 evils

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