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==Quotes from #battlemaster @ quakenet==
 
==Quotes from #battlemaster @ quakenet==
===January 2009===
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=== July 20, 2010 ===
====January 13====
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<pre>[11:12] <+Lauren> time to go beat up my boyfriend
<pre>[12:52] <Von-Ulthuan> i did something very funny the other day
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[11:12] <+Kitanali> >.>
[12:52] <Von-Ulthuan> we were out
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[11:12] * +Kitanali wonders if she should hand Lauren the baseball bat, or the squeaky bat.
...
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[11:12] <+Miriam_office> say a big thank you for him again
[12:52] <Von-Ulthuan> and she touched my leg
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[11:13] <+Lauren> hah.... i will... sometime when i'm not so irritated with him
[12:52] <Von-Ulthuan> and i screamed rape
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[11:14] <+Lauren> he should have been up like 2 hours ago...i've tried to wake him up multiple times.. and i've expressed my irritation already -_-
[12:52] <Von-Ulthuan> ....
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[11:14] <+Indirik> I would imagine that, if you get creative, you can think of some ways that will surely wake him up
[12:52] <ELV> haha
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[11:15] * +Kitanali votes for throwing ice packs at him. :D
[12:52] <Von-Ulthuan> then she's like shut up out of the corner of her mouth
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[11:15] <+Lauren> i've thought about throwing stuff at him.. but that seems somewhat uncharacteristic for me
[12:52] <DorianGray> lol
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[11:15] <+Miriam_office> water
[12:53] <DorianGray> lol she hates you
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[11:15] <+Miriam_office> :p
[12:53] <DorianGray> sorry
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[11:15] <+Lauren> anyway... time to go get angry
[12:53] <Von-Ulthuan> and i'm like looking down and going ok ok whatever you say just don't hit me
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[11:16] <+Miriam_office> dont be Lauren, is not worthy
[12:53] <DorianGray> screaming rape is one of the fastest ways to turn a situation awkward
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[11:16] <+Indirik> Don't get angry, get sexy.
[12:53] <Von-Ulthuan> yes but it was totally worth it
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[11:16] <+Lauren> lol
[12:53] <Von-Ulthuan> :)
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[11:17] <+Lauren> it's not worth it, or he's not worth it XD</pre>
[12:53] <Sacha> the fastest way is to actually rape her
 
[12:54] <DorianGray> +1 for sacha
 
[12:54] <ELV> lol@sacha
 
[12:54] <Von-Ulthuan> imagine that would be quite awekward
 
[12:54] <ELV> in fact, lmfao
 
[12:54] <ELV> "wait...oops?"
 
[12:54] <ELV> 'I meant to hug you!"
 
...
 
[12:54] <DorianGray> "oh that just slipped right up in there didn't it?"
 
[12:54] <Von-Ulthuan> "but i slipped</pre>
 
  
====January 4====
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===April 1st 2010===
<pre>[19:15] <+Sacha> Used during Medieval Times, the Pear of Anguish was
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<pre>[00:28] <}Kai{> wait is that the real tom?
an extremely painful device used to punish homosexuals, witches and
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[00:28] <}Kai{> nah, can't be
women accused of inducing a miscarriage.
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[00:28] <}Kai{> it's april fools
The Pear of Anguish had the shape of a pear; As a handle was turned,  
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[00:28] <_Tom_> No, never. I just pretend to be me on the Internet.</pre>
the spoon-shaped lobes opened; increasing pain.  
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Even though the Pear of Anguish was mostly used for oral punishments,
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===January 2010===
homosexuals had it fixed in their anus and women in their vagina.
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<pre>* +Stabbity kicks the door in and hugtackles Lauren
Causing severe pain, after this torture was employed on the mouth;
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* +Andrew^ averts his eyes from this awkward scene
the victim's teeth would get destroyed;
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* +Lauren is hugtackled
making blood pour out of the victim's mouth often causing death.
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* +Andrew^ sits down on Lauren's sofa and watches television, eating her food.
If introduced in the anus or vagina, death was a step away.  
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* +Stabbity sprawls out on Lauren's bed
The Pear of Anguish was rarely washed, thus causing infections
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* +Andrew^ changes all the radio presets on lauren's stereo and car stereo.
very frequently. If the victim didn't die by an infection however,
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* +Andrew^ leaves the fridge open
he would die by other diseases caused by the severe damage of his
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* +Stabbity leaves his dirty laundry all over the room
or her intestines.
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* +Andrew^ thinks its awkward that stabbity took his clothes off, but ignores this..
[19:16] <Thalathafn> ouch
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* +Stabbity doesn't wash his dishes
[19:16] <Thalathafn> they should really wash it
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* +Stabbity clogs the sink
[19:17] <+Sacha> to make the torture more humane? :p
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* +Andrew^ plays baseball in the house and breaks 2 lamps and a window
[19:17] <Thalathafn> especially if they are using it for both ends
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* +Lauren moves out
[19:17] <+Sacha> im guessing that if theres an expanding pear up your ass,  
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* +Andrew^ follows
cleanliness is the least of your concern</pre>
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* +Stabbity does too
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* +Andrew^ hopes Justin put clothes on first
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<+Stabbity> we're preparing you for college life Lauren
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* +Lauren (~Lauren@99-28-15-122.lightspeed.iplsin.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Signed off)
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<+Andrew^> She's not ready.</pre>
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===March 2010===
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<i>March 18, 2010</i>
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<pre>[20:28] <Prat> I mean, what?
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[20:28] <Prat> xD
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[20:28] <Vita> haha
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[20:29] <Vita> I think I'd prefer that to what you may not have originally mewant
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[20:29] <Vita> if they are both jerking off, it at least means they are getting along.
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[20:29] <Vita> despite the...awkwardness of the getting along.
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[20:29] <Prat> Well you hope so :p
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[20:29] <Prat> maybe getting along a little too well
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[20:29] * Octavius has joined #battlemaster
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[20:29] * Q sets mode: +v Octavius
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[20:29] <Vita> well, what else would happen
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[20:29] <Vita> masturbing towawrds each other?
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[20:29] <Vita> to fight
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[20:29] <Vita> "I'll cum on you before you cum on me!"
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[20:30] <Prat> honestly if a cop pulls someone over and starts masturbating with them, i probably have even less confidence in that cop than if they're just jerks and wave their gun around or something
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[20:30] <Prat> between waving their gun and waving their penis, i''ll take the gun
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[20:30] <Vita> this is going to be quoteworthy an\drew
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[20:30] <Prat> :p
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[20:30] <Vita> and you['ll yet again want the topic to be open
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[20:30] <Vita> but
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[20:30] * Vita would rather take the penis.
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[20:30] * Prat whines a little about not being able to put that in the topic
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[20:31] <Octavius> clearly i chose the wrong time to join the channel
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[20:31] <Octavius> bye
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[20:31] <Vita> you could put it in Quotes, but I'll make damn sure its in context.
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[20:31] <Octavius> :p
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[20:31] * Octavius has quit IRC (Signed off�)
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[20:31] <Vita> http://wiki.battlemaster.org/wiki/IRC/Quotes
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[20:31] <Prat> I guess if its just waving around, I'd take the gun, but if it comes down to firing at me, I'd have to go with the penis, though only because its the lesser of the 2 evils</pre>
  
 
==Archived Quotes==
 
==Archived Quotes==
*[[IRC/Quotes/2006|2006]]
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*[[/2006/]]
*[[IRC/Quotes/2007|2007]]
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*[[IRC/Quotes/2008|2008]]
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*[[/2008/]]
*[[IRC/quotes/falasan|Falasan Quotes]]
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*[[/2009/]]
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*[[/Falasan|Falasan Quotes]]
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*[[/Dev|Dev Channel Quotes]]

Latest revision as of 17:30, 20 July 2010

Quotes from #battlemaster @ quakenet

July 20, 2010

[11:12] <+Lauren> time to go beat up my boyfriend
[11:12] <+Kitanali> >.>
[11:12] * +Kitanali wonders if she should hand Lauren the baseball bat, or the squeaky bat.
[11:12] <+Miriam_office> say a big thank you for him again
[11:13] <+Lauren> hah.... i will... sometime when i'm not so irritated with him
[11:14] <+Lauren> he should have been up like 2 hours ago...i've tried to wake him up multiple times.. and i've expressed my irritation already -_-
[11:14] <+Indirik> I would imagine that, if you get creative, you can think of some ways that will surely wake him up
[11:15] * +Kitanali votes for throwing ice packs at him. :D
[11:15] <+Lauren> i've thought about throwing stuff at him.. but that seems somewhat uncharacteristic for me
[11:15] <+Miriam_office> water
[11:15] <+Miriam_office> :p
[11:15] <+Lauren> anyway... time to go get angry
[11:16] <+Miriam_office> dont be Lauren, is not worthy
[11:16] <+Indirik> Don't get angry, get sexy.
[11:16] <+Lauren> lol
[11:17] <+Lauren> it's not worth it, or he's not worth it XD

April 1st 2010

[00:28] <}Kai{> wait is that the real tom?
[00:28]	<}Kai{>	nah, can't be
[00:28]	<}Kai{>	it's april fools
[00:28]	<_Tom_>	No, never. I just pretend to be me on the Internet.

January 2010

* +Stabbity kicks the door in and hugtackles Lauren
* +Andrew^ averts his eyes from this awkward scene
* +Lauren is hugtackled
* +Andrew^ sits down on Lauren's sofa and watches television, eating her food.
* +Stabbity sprawls out on Lauren's bed
* +Andrew^ changes all the radio presets on lauren's stereo and car stereo.
* +Andrew^ leaves the fridge open
* +Stabbity leaves his dirty laundry all over the room
* +Andrew^ thinks its awkward that stabbity took his clothes off, but ignores this..
* +Stabbity doesn't wash his dishes
* +Stabbity clogs the sink
* +Andrew^ plays baseball in the house and breaks 2 lamps and a window
* +Lauren moves out
* +Andrew^ follows
* +Stabbity does too
* +Andrew^ hopes Justin put clothes on first
<+Stabbity> we're preparing you for college life Lauren
* +Lauren (~Lauren@99-28-15-122.lightspeed.iplsin.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Signed off)
<+Andrew^> She's not ready.

March 2010

March 18, 2010

[20:28] <Prat> I mean, what?
[20:28] <Prat> xD
[20:28] <Vita> haha
[20:29] <Vita> I think I'd prefer that to what you may not have originally mewant
[20:29] <Vita> if they are both jerking off, it at least means they are getting along.
[20:29] <Vita> despite the...awkwardness of the getting along.
[20:29] <Prat> Well you hope so :p
[20:29] <Prat> maybe getting along a little too well
[20:29] * Octavius has joined #battlemaster
[20:29] * Q sets mode: +v Octavius
[20:29] <Vita> well, what else would happen
[20:29] <Vita> masturbing towawrds each other?
[20:29] <Vita> to fight
[20:29] <Vita> "I'll cum on you before you cum on me!"
[20:30] <Prat> honestly if a cop pulls someone over and starts masturbating with them, i probably have even less confidence in that cop than if they're just jerks and wave their gun around or something
[20:30] <Prat> between waving their gun and waving their penis, i''ll take the gun
[20:30] <Vita> this is going to be quoteworthy an\drew
[20:30] <Prat> :p
[20:30] <Vita> and you['ll yet again want the topic to be open
[20:30] <Vita> but
[20:30] * Vita would rather take the penis.
[20:30] * Prat whines a little about not being able to put that in the topic
[20:31] <Octavius> clearly i chose the wrong time to join the channel
[20:31] <Octavius> bye
[20:31] <Vita> you could put it in Quotes, but I'll make damn sure its in context.
[20:31] <Octavius> :p
[20:31] * Octavius has quit IRC (Signed off�)
[20:31] <Vita> http://wiki.battlemaster.org/wiki/IRC/Quotes
[20:31] <Prat> I guess if its just waving around, I'd take the gun, but if it comes down to firing at me, I'd have to go with the penis, though only because its the lesser of the 2 evils

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