Atamara Independent/Issue 7
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| The Atamara Independent | ||
| "If ya read it here, ya knows it's da troot'!"
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Issue 7 | |
| BIRTHDAY GOLD STOLEN!!! | |
| In what might just be the most amazing story to break since the conception of the game itself, GM Tom Vogt has been robbed of "lots and lots" of gold intended as a birthday gift from him to the characters of Battlemaster. Just how much was taken is unclear, but according to Tom, "if you take lots and lots of characters * 10 + quite a few advys * 1 [Ed. - yes, we know - it's for clarity's sake], that works out to be a Very Large Amount, Indeed. I'm pissed." Tom stated that the gold was supposed to be delivered "last turn. Or was it at the new day? No, wait - next tax day! See, it's just like you people to moan and whine about bugs instead of letting the intended play happen >:-( Your chars don't even KNOW about the gold. Now I'm not giving it to you!" story by Per Petersen |
| NEW DAEMON CHAT-LINE INSTALLED | |
| Ja, ok, so we all knows how annoyin' it is when ya wants ta sell yer soul ta da Devil, only he ain't da all-seein', all-knowin' one dat da odder guy is, so ya can't get ahold a him, ain-a? Well, t'anks ta dem hard-workin' folks at Dwilight Bell, usin' da latest in OOC FiberOptics technologicalocity, now yer char can talk ta anyone, anywhere - even if ya have no reason ta t'ink dey even exists! No more excuses fer not sellin' out yer realm ta da Volcano-spawn! story by Sven |
| LATEST TOURNEY A "TOTAL WASH" | |
| Naked young nymphs bathing together. Dukes encouraging nobles to drink like fish in a commoners' tavern. Naked young nymphs running around the campsite, naked. Drunk knights in olive green armor falling into bathtubs full of naked young nymphs. Is this what the nobility of FEI has lowered themselves to? This reporter thinks that only a giant badger attack, one in which the said creature chased a bathtub-full of naked young nymphs into a commoners' tavern full of drunken Dukes, could have reduced the level of behavior any further. Let us hope, for the sake of nobility everywhere, that this sort of thing is not repeated at the upcoming wedding tournament between two High Nobility. Special to the Independent by Tourney Correspondent Fruedlich von Jinkleheimerschmidt
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