Atamara Independent/Issue 7
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| The Atamara Independent | ||
| "If ya read it here, ya knows it's da troot'!"
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Issue 7 | |
| BIRTHDAY GOLD STOLEN!!! | |
| In what might just be the most amazing story to break since the conception of the game itself, GM Tom Vogt has been robbed of "lots and lots" of gold intended as a birthday gift from him to the characters of Battlemaster. Just how much was taken is unclear, but according to Tom, "if you take lots and lots of characters * 10 + quite a few advys * 1 [Ed. - yes, we know - it's for clarity's sake], that works out to be a Very Large Amount, Indeed. I'm pissed." Tom stated that the gold was supposed to be delivered "last turn. Or was it at the new day? No, wait - next tax day! See, it's just like you people to moan and whine about bugs instead of letting the intended play happen >:-( Your chars don't even KNOW about the gold. Now I'm not giving it to you!" story by Per Petersen |
| INTER-ISLAND WAR!!! | |
| The first ever inter-island war has been declared, pitting The Obsidian Islands against the previously unknown realm of Bloodstone, in what analysts say was an inevitable result of the claim-hungry nations' recent actions. The Obsidian Islands, previously thought of as something of a joke, have asserted themselves of late, first claiming all of the East Continent and then expanding to the other islands. Not to be deterred by the fact that they do not yet exist, Bloodstone responded by claiming all of Dwilight and Atamara. The Obsidian Islands, feeling that they were in danger of being pushed back into the "Aren't they a lost realm?" category, then declared Bloodstone and all its claims to be an inseparable part of The Obsidian Islands. Sources say both realms are discussing whether or not to send emigrants to the opposing realm to destroy it from within, or just allow it to continue down that road naturally. Special to the Independent by War Correspondent Fruedlich von Jinkleheimerschmidt |
| LATEST TOURNEY A "TOTAL WASH" | |
| Naked young nymphs bathing together. Dukes encouraging nobles to drink like fish in a commoners' tavern. Naked young nymphs running around the campsite, naked. Drunk knights in olive green armor falling into bathtubs full of naked young nymphs. Is this what the nobility of FEI has lowered themselves to? This reporter thinks that only a giant badger attack, one in which the said creature chased a bathtub-full of naked young nymphs into a commoners' tavern full of drunken Dukes, could have reduced the level of behavior any further. Let us hope, for the sake of nobility everywhere, that this sort of thing is not repeated at the upcoming wedding tournament between two High Nobility. Special to the Independent by Tourney Correspondent Fruedlich von Jinkleheimerschmidt
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| NEW DAEMON CHAT-LINE INSTALLED | |
| Ja, ok, so we all knows how annoyin' it is when ya wants ta sell yer soul ta da Devil, only he ain't da all-seein', all-knowin' one dat da odder guy is, so ya can't get ahold a him, ain-a? Well, t'anks ta dem hard-workin' folks at Dwilight Bell, usin' da latest in OOC FiberOptics technologicalocity, now yer char can talk ta anyone, anywhere - even if ya have no reason ta t'ink dey even exists! No more excuses fer not sellin' out yer realm ta da Volcano-spawn! story by Sven |
