Ash Sea Islands/The High Serpant Guard
The High Serpant Guard
We are ASI's gardeners.
We lurk in the bushes at night.
We must be twice as strong a grown man to buttsex him in the night when his guard is down (see 'war on Abington'). After all, the last time we pulled up our pants we made an agreement not to peak on each other, but I knew his eyes shied my way.
The HSG
The HSG is under the command of the prestigious and honourable Landesred, Count of Veshin, Marshal of the High Serpant Guard and is sponsored by the mighty and Noble Doc’s Revenge, Duke of Ash’rily. This army is the King's first and most prized force of warriors, with each knight dedicated to upholding and protecting the King and ASI’s glory from all intruders and evil forces that may threaten the sacredness of the Kingdom and its morals.
The Army was formed to serve and protect through all falls of chaos, war or plight, and each Knight has sworn a holy oath above life and death to serve ASI’s greatness even past the grave.
The noted members of this army are as follows.
- Count Landesred, Marshal of the High Serpant Guard
- Duke Doc's Revenge, Sponsor of the HSG
- Sir Kilo
- Sir Lars
- Sir Mandragoras
- Lord Nautilus
- Sir Norel
- Sir Rasler
- Count Richard, the Courageous
- Sir Selesred
- Sir Silver Stone
- Artisto Sir Dafayo
