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|article = Since Darkan raids seem to come around so often Lord Mick The Slasher of Ashmoor decided it was high time to build them some hotels in Ashmoor, to spare them the trouble of setting up camps and living in tents. Naturally the Swords-for-higher turned down the idea of such a permanent residence.}}
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|article = Since Darkan raids seem to come around so often Lord Mick The Slasher of Ashmoor decided it was high time to build them some hotels in Ashmoor, to spare them the trouble of setting up camps and living in tents. Naturally the Swords-for-higher turned down the idea of such a permanent residence. HOWEVER it was later revealed that this chain of hotels was actually made of the famous fleet of Ashmoor! Which was direly needed to intercept the shipment of waffles coming in via Shiverwood, read the next article for further details.}}
  
 
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|article = So we send out some scouts to go scout around, they thoroughly search the areas designated and report back summarily. Though they then sit there and starve to death. Yeah we did not expect that. But due to their not so great sacrifice we learnt of a plot, by Lemmings to import a shipment of waffles! We assume they meant to import the outlawed substance of Pancakes and Pancake Syrup, but being lemmings they got it wrong.}}

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by Xaphan Vanimedle
June 1ST, 2009
Since Darkan raids seem to come around so often Lord Mick The Slasher of Ashmoor decided it was high time to build them some hotels in Ashmoor, to spare them the trouble of setting up camps and living in tents. Naturally the Swords-for-higher turned down the idea of such a permanent residence. HOWEVER it was later revealed that this chain of hotels was actually made of the famous fleet of Ashmoor! Which was direly needed to intercept the shipment of waffles coming in via Shiverwood, read the next article for further details.



Phoenixsmall.png   Lemming scouts starve to death   Phoenixsmall.png
by Xaphan Vanimedle
June 1ST, 2009
So we send out some scouts to go scout around, they thoroughly search the areas designated and report back summarily. Though they then sit there and starve to death. Yeah we did not expect that. But due to their not so great sacrifice we learnt of a plot, by Lemmings to import a shipment of waffles! We assume they meant to import the outlawed substance of Pancakes and Pancake Syrup, but being lemmings they got it wrong.