Asgard Informer

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Phoenix sized.png Asgard Informer
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News from the North

Introduction

The Asgard Informer will replace the now defunct Norland News as propagandist newsrag of Norland. We dedicate ourselves every day to bring you news so twisted and biased, even Odin himself will not know fact from fiction. Why? Because people are generally stupid beings, and they will believe anything as long as you repeat it enough. The people of the Cagilan Empire are living examples of this statement.

Issues

Issue One: Summer - Includes an exclusive interview with Krypton the Bold, Prime Minister of Norland.

Issue Two: Holiday Season- includes coverage of the campaign for Elost and a new and tougher screaming chicken on Norland's flag.