The Fronen Commentator/Edition:1

Price: Free ----- Printed In Fronepu, ----- Editors: The nobles of Fronen ----- November and December '06

A response to the Luz de Bia Chronicles

Both the Luz de Bian editor of the Luz de Bian Chronicles and the Avalonian editor of the Luz de Bian Chronicles have made attacks on Fronen. I think it is our duty as the nobles of Fronen to respond to their verbal assaults just as we respond their physical assaults.

Lets begin with Sam, the Luz De Bian. He says Fronen is late for everything. We were late to the war. You know I think we were too busy winning the war against Avalon to deal with them. I don't know what the Luz de Bians think, but I say it is better to join a war late and win than to be the first to declare war and lose. We can all see now Luz de Bia is losing. I truly hope Avalon and Luz de Bia learn their lessons. It's that attacking neighboring realms who are smarter, better, and have more allies than you is a sure fire way to lose a war. So yes Fronen is late but Fronen wins, both in reality and soon we will win the newspaper war.

Also said by Sam is his usual claim that Fronen rapes small children. I must agree with Lord Hiereshmont that its all a pack of lies. Fronen has treated all the Riombaran peasants admirably. We do take gold from the Luz de Bian peasants. I myself took in a good deal of gold from Eno. We don't rape or needlessly kill though. Let's not forget it was Luz de Bia that declared war on Riombara, Fronen's ally. Anything that happens to Luz de Bia is a direct consequence of their own warmongering.

Lets now turn our attention to the Avalonian ruler Grim-Reaper. He calls my fellow editors and I "mentally disabled". To that I ask him this, when has Fronen ever shown any signs of luncacy? Grim-Reaper wasn't it you who declared war on Fronen? Wasn't it you who subsequently lost the war due to horrible military tactics? If I recall we won quite a few battles against your pitiful little country with a smaller force than you fielded. You see Avalonians have a naturally smaller cranial capacity in comparison to Fronen's people. I believe this may be a genetic defect that affects the Avalonian people. Regardless, I don't believe it is Grim-Reapers place to insult Fronen. Avalon only exists because of Fronen's mercy. In the Avalon and Fronen Peace Treaty we in Fronen showed you Grim-Reaper and your people quite a bit of mercy. I would encourage Avalon to know its place.

On another note The Fronen Commentator would like to thank the editors of The Free South Times for their gracious welcome to the newspaper world.

Written by Alexius DeSyrr on November 18

Luz de Bia Chronicles Inept?

To kick start the comments I'd like to make a statement about Luz de Bia's paper. I think it is absurd that one of their two editors, thats half their writing team is not even Luz de Bian. Grim-Reaper of Avalon writes all the LdBC's articles concerning international affairs. Two questions pop into my head when I think about this. First, why does Luz de Bia not use Luz de Bian writers? Is there a lack of literacy there? Do they think they are incompetant? Perhaps they should. My time in Luz de Bia has brought me to the conclusion that the Luz de Bian nobles are honorable people. Sadly, their newspaper constantly slanders Fronen's name, and has a consistantly poor quality of journalism. Why they need a foreign writer is a major question editor Sam of the LdBC needs to consider.

Secondly, of all the foreign writers you could choose, why pick an Avalonian? Avalon has broken treaties and has been an aggressor against peaceful Fronen. The Avalonians are so pitifully lacking in intellegence that they lost a war and two of their regions to an enemy(thats Fronen) who at the start of the war had a far weaker military. This was a war they started. Now why Sam and everyone in Luz de Bia would you choose people like that to help write your articles. Well then again Luz de Bia did start a war against a weaker enemy. Actually, they are now losing that war just as Avalon did. Perhaps the phrase "birds of a feather flock(or in this case write) together" rings true.

Written by Alexius DeSyrr on November 16