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|article = Much shock horror has been scene in Norland after a series of assassination attempts where launched against I, Xaphan, which I now report to you from the safety of a locked bed chamber. My story begins in a forest, which I was happily skipping along through until ... I was gravely mauled and chased by a Magpie. But the horrors did not stop there, I was later assaulted by an angsty, pancake wielding, burly manual labourer (Editors note: Pancakes are still a highly illegal, volatile substance in Norland) After surviving these two attempts and a several hour attempt to clean my fur I once against stepped outside my mansion, only to be ran over by a crazed, old person wielding Zimmerframe. | |article = Much shock horror has been scene in Norland after a series of assassination attempts where launched against I, Xaphan, which I now report to you from the safety of a locked bed chamber. My story begins in a forest, which I was happily skipping along through until ... I was gravely mauled and chased by a Magpie. But the horrors did not stop there, I was later assaulted by an angsty, pancake wielding, burly manual labourer (Editors note: Pancakes are still a highly illegal, volatile substance in Norland) After surviving these two attempts and a several hour attempt to clean my fur I once against stepped outside my mansion, only to be ran over by a crazed, old person wielding Zimmerframe. | ||
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