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* THE newspaper for the truth about events on the Oligosirionifontanagua Front of the Great War! | * THE newspaper for the truth about events on the Oligosirionifontanagua Front of the Great War! | ||
* Disclaimer: This paper DOES NOT represent the official opinions of the Oligarchian government, merely a general accounting for the public. | * Disclaimer: This paper DOES NOT represent the official opinions of the Oligarchian government, merely a general accounting for the public. | ||
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| + | ==Can you say VICTORY?== | ||
| + | Well, we crushed a number of Fontanese skulls today in Greatbridge. A solid victory for Oligarch, once again! It was 19k vs. 18k, so definately a close fight. But we came out the decisive victor, and we halted the TO of Greatbridge. Objective- COMPLETE. Final CS- Oligarch 9750 CS, Fontan 2300 CS. Final troop count- Oligarch 1067, Fontan 734. I'd call that a win. Nice try Lillith, but we win this round. Well, for that matter, we'll be winning this war. : D | ||
==Greatbridge again== | ==Greatbridge again== | ||
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- THE newspaper for the truth about events on the Oligosirionifontanagua Front of the Great War!
- Disclaimer: This paper DOES NOT represent the official opinions of the Oligarchian government, merely a general accounting for the public.
Contents
Can you say VICTORY?
Well, we crushed a number of Fontanese skulls today in Greatbridge. A solid victory for Oligarch, once again! It was 19k vs. 18k, so definately a close fight. But we came out the decisive victor, and we halted the TO of Greatbridge. Objective- COMPLETE. Final CS- Oligarch 9750 CS, Fontan 2300 CS. Final troop count- Oligarch 1067, Fontan 734. I'd call that a win. Nice try Lillith, but we win this round. Well, for that matter, we'll be winning this war. : D
Greatbridge again
The Fontanese are in Greatbridge again... running a TO... You'd think they would at LEAST get creative, you know? Say, try for Commonyr every once in a while, throw in some variety and spice things up a bit! But noooooo, they want to ALWAYS FREAKING ATACK THE SAME PLACE. Oh well. We'll kick their posterior rumpus ends in the same place every single time.
Disturbance of the Peace
For the past day or so, there has been a heated debate raging that is reaffirming how Oligarch works. Paris issued orders again(not his role), and then spoke severely disrespected Donna Ragna when she respectfully ordered him not to do it again(she is the GJ). Then, he proceeded to adress many other TLs angrily and disrespectfully. Since then, he has been asked to leave, and the TL who provoked him somewhat (me) has been fined.
Volume 4: IN PRINT!
Volume four is HERE!!! Same layout as last time, 'cause I like it a bunch, and its easy to update. Not much to report on besides that... maybe I should get one of those Avamarians to write a song about the Oligarchian Observer.
