Vashmere Family/Fagneto

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Fagneto: Fagneto (Faggy to his friends...that he does not have), is a short little man with an odd way about him. Standing at 4ft5 and skinny as they come, this Noble looks more like a gremlin or an imp then a man or boy (stopped growing at a young age...see below)

Looks: His eyes are two colors, one grey one brown, due to a horrible accident as a child (Damn red hot poker) and they are never looking in the same direction. When he moves his head they tend to swirl and circle in a cartoonish way that gives the onlooker an automatic idea of Fagneto's unstable nature. He wears a dirty and ragged jester's cap and outfit that he used to wear for the head of the Vashmere estate (Victor) while he performed comical stunts for him. His hair is bright white and is never combed or cared for, it simply bushes out like a wild unkept growth of cotten from beneath his jester's cap.

Wherever he goes, his bells can be heard jingling all the way.


Visions: Faggy has alot of mental problems. He tends to see a talking clam alot (the clam owes him money) and a three-headed half-horse half-woman who comes to his rescue in times of doubt or trouble. His imagination has total control over his actions, and for this he can't be trusted. Giving him direct orders have little effect. Not because he is a trouble maker, but because he tends to forget his orders and run off to do imagined ones.

His Head: His mental problems can all be traced back to one thing. Yellow Paint. As a child he was very fond of his older brother Dafayo's paints. Dafayo being a great artist would have plenty of paints around the estate at all times...Fagneto ate them. Mostly eating the Yellows. Tubes and tubes and tubes of yellow. Hundreds of pounds of yellow over the years. This has destroyed any chance of Fagneto ever being sain.

Outer Tilog: The Vashmere family sent Fagneto to Outer-Tilog in hopes that he would meet his death there. The man is a burden and would be better off dead then attempting to gain control of the family's money and power when the right age comes about. So, to stop this from ever happening he was sent to a realm that would no doubt eat him alive before he ever earned any real credit as a Noble or Knight.

Prison: Fagneto has been in prison (in Gilbot) three times thus far. Each time being horribly tortured and mutilated by the ex-judge "Georgyboy" (who now is dead due to a suicidal house burning). Fagneto was convinced this man was his brother from outerspace, and was very egar to return to prison each time he was released.

Saddly for Faggy, the judge is now dead. Fagneto cried for his fallen brother, but they still hang out and talk often. The ghost of Georgey is inside Fagneto's head now...with the clam and the three-headed horse lady.

Fagneto loves to be hurt in prison.

The Faceless Fool

Not long after joining Outer-Tilog Fagneto had heard of a masquerade ball being held locally. He decided to remove the skin from his face for his costume. Soon after doing so, he had forgotten the party and why he had removed his face. Soon after that he forgot he ever had a face and just assumed he was born this way.

He simply thought that most people had skin for a face, he just had “pain” for a face.

He loves it.