The Mullet of Mesh
 The Mullet of Mesh
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The MM newspaper can be bought near-ish the MM headquarters which is located in Twillen at the moment. Prices will drastically vary for who the person is that is trying to buy it. Please don't enter the HQ without permission or someone will probable attack you and start trying to rip you into peices and occasionally try and eat you alive(don't ask). If you want a copy, you should ask a member of the MM. If they say no or charge you ridiculous prices, tough. Because all our members are entitled to sell in whatever fashion they like.
Staff Roster
If you think yourself, smart enough to report something to our newspaper. You must ask one of the MM members to add your article or just become a reporter yourself. A note of caution if you are wanting to speak to Mitsuhide about the newspaper. Don't show any hostility, he'll end whacking you over the head and locking you somewhere like a cupboard where he can't hear to shout and yell. Also if you are wishing to become a reporter yourself, if Mitsuhide doesn't seem you worthy for it. He'll give you a little test. To see if you are MM material.
- Chief Editor
Mitsuhide- Oh yeah he went mad and tried to take over the realm with 4 troopleaders. He got deported.
- Reporters
Archive
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Our newspapers can be found in our beautiful Headquarters of Twillen. Please refrain from messing anything or Mitsuhide will have your head on a stick be displeased. This is with all seriousness!! This includes footprints, stains and mud etc.. Don't even put fingerprints anywhere!! We've had serious offences that have warranted death yelling!! Please refrain from joining those who break our rules.
We have also had a lot of repeated orders to let everyone know that the newspapers price is beyond negotiation. Don't you dare try and haggle for our newspapers. We have already set a completely "fair" price that is not to bargain with. Punishments for haggling offences willl most likely result in a loss of limbs whining. On one case someone had a pineapple shoved up the wrong way.... something bad done him.
