The Oligarchian Observer/Edition:7

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http://wiki.battlemaster.org/images/Oligarchcrestnew.jpg The Oligarchian Observer
Cost: Free, unless, of course, you are Sirionite, Fontanese, or Old Rancaguan Supreme Master of the Newspaper: Hireshmontspace Volume: 7
The only newspaper that can laugh at itself!
  • THE newspaper for the truth about events on the Oligosirionifontanagua Front of the Great War!
  • Disclaimer: This paper DOES NOT represent the official opinions of the Oligarchian government, merely a general accounting for the public.
  • Whenever we say, "Facts", what we mean is the explaination which best fits the evidence of action, not words.

Victory in Greatbridge!

March 23, 2006- Well, Fontan's main, lumbering, army moved on Bruck, while most of our forces moved to Greatbridge. In a 5k vs. 2k battle (our advantage) we crushed their forces in Greatbridge, leaving their small detachment scattered and wrecked, while anyone who got left in Hagley now has serious problems.

Updates, updates, updates!

March 22, 2006- The 13k Fontanese army in Westmoor FAILED in its TO attempt, after they moved out and crushed many of the stragglers in Bruck. Our army moved out a bit late, and some people got left behind. Good job Fontan! You took out weak and weary retreated forces! In other news, Lalakis' raiding party is meeting more and more success, after success, after success! No resistance to his campaign has surfaced!

Surprise, Surprise!

March 21, 2006- Well, after we moved into Oberndorf, it seems that OR is still having problems! There's been ANOTHER rebellion, and rebel forces are winning again! Whats up with that? Were they REALLY dumb enough to NOT get rid of the rebels? There may still be hope for Rubber Ducky! Gosh, if I'd known there would be a second rebellion, I might have joined when Charger overthrew the government!

On a better note though...

March 20, 2006- OR is definately in a really crappy situation. They are notably lacking region lords, and have almost no troops anywhere in the Kazakh peninsula, and the rest are still scatterred. Meanwhile, Lalakis is gathering his forces somewhere out in the wild blue yonder...

Unfortunately,

March 20, 2006- A 12-13k Fontanese army is marching on Westmoor. Thats not good. Hopefully we can push'em back out.

Victory in Oberndorf!

March 20, 2006- This is a welcome change! We won! With the great help of Perdan's Murderous Wrath, we were able to massively halt the TO in Oberndorf and crush the small Sirionite garisson. It seems Sirionite forces from Ashforth may be coming to hit back though, while PMW forces may be moving out. Lets hope not. PMW, please stay! We need your help!

Most Hated Person Awards!

March 19, 2006- We here in Oligarch were wondering, who is most hated of us Oligarchians? Just based on bounties, its me. So, you can place your votes from afar by setting higher bounties on us! Here are the credentials of a few major candidates: Me, Hireshmont- Mastermind behind Operation Rubber Ducky, the man who is running the spy operations within your realms. Lalakis/Donna Ragna/Amraedil- Pick which one you hate most, they're all Avamarian leaders. Lysander- May as well put him here. I think Tasadar wanted to be on ehre too, but I forget his credentials! :D So, place your votes, place your votes, place your votes! Just increase those bounties!

Here we are!

March 19, 2006- Well, we at the Oligarchian Observer are back at it, bringing you news of every sort!