The Oligarchian Observer/Edition:6

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http://wiki.battlemaster.org/images/Oligarchcrestnew.jpg The Oligarchian Observer
Cost: Free, unless, of course, you are Sirionite, Fontanese, or Old Rancaguan Supreme Master of the Newspaper: Hireshmontspace Volume: 6
The only newspaper that can laugh at itself!
  • THE newspaper for the truth about events on the Oligosirionifontanagua Front of the Great War!
  • Disclaimer: This paper DOES NOT represent the official opinions of the Oligarchian government, merely a general accounting for the public.
  • Whenever we say, "Facts", what we mean is the explaination which best fits the evidence of action, not words.

Ashforth RESISTS!

March 7, 2006- After days of pillaging, robbing, raping, and killing, the valiant people of the city of Ashforth have refused to be put under the yoke of Old Rancagua(or Sirion, or whoever is TOing it!). They stand still with us! Get ready, Doccy and Allies, we're coming for you! The banners of six nations will ride together, the day is coming. I hear Sir Temple looks good in Spring, is that true? I suppose I'll have to wait and see!

Betrayal

March 7, 2006- The rebels have no begun defecting to Old Rancagua. We WILL hunt you down, each of you individually. You endangered those I love. This is not just between Oligarch and you, this is between ME and you, rebels. Your death threats against me are to no avail, because I know there are no infiltrators among you. Run while you can, but I WILL find you.

REBELLION THWARTED!

March 6, 2006- Its true! Recently, a number of TLs were plotting a large-scale rebellion! Luckily, it was headed off, because I, your loyal WCC Chairman, was able to infiltrate their councils, become one of them, and betray the traitors. There names, in case you find them in a dark ally, are: Eltharion(the ringleader and worst of the batch, he was to be the PM), Kolya, Loquan, Aramir(to be general), Anasalle(pardoned), Ammeria(to be banker, pardoned), Petrus, and, of course, me(candidate for Judge). Their master plan? Well, I was supposed to negotiate with Fuinur for a large scale attack simultaneously with the rebellion. They thought I organized the attack on Ashforth. Then they were going to stage a rebellion, which theyw ould have lost. AN overral poorly laid plan. Traitors all, though two have been pardoned due to confessions, and they have agreed to be monitored, and such like. NOTICE: Once we have the money, BOUNTIES WILL BE PLACED ON THE HEADS OF THE TRAITORS. BEWARE! They APPEAR to be fleeing to OR, seeking refuge. But only time will tell. This is a good and bad day for Oligarch! Bad, because we have found that we do in fact have active rebel activity occuring. Good, because we have succeeded in eliminating that threat! HAIL OLIGARCH! Also, a manhunt has begun to eliminate these people.

Homecoming

March 6, 2006- Well, we had a mediocre raid through Fontan. Looted some cash, didnt really distract many forces, but, oh well. It was entertaining. I got enough to recruit more troops than I left with, so I'm happy! :D

Volume 6!

March 6, 2006- Well, here we are! Providing news since... a few months ago... with more reads that some other people! A proud member of the OCPU News Franchise! The must singularly biased newspaper in East Continent, in favor of the good guys, us! Oligarch! We at the Oligarchian Observer bring you: Volume 6!

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